NGE running the show
" Ladies and gentlemen, due to an attack by Ryback last week, Brad Maddox is not here tonight, so, please welcome the cast of neon genesis evangelion, as they will be running things until Brad returns."
After that e-mail was sent, WWE superstars were confused about this. Why have a bunch of anime characters run the show? The answer is: because I said so.
Raw started off with Cena giving one of his crappy promos, after losing the WWE championship to Mark Henry. Then, Shinji Ikari, Rei Ayanami, and Asuka Soryu came to the ring. John then said " I have a feeling that I'm not the only one who wants this question answered. Shinji, which one of these lovely ladies do you love?".Shinji looked at both of them for a moment before saying "Rei". The crowd then started chanting "kiss" After 30 seconds, Rei and Shinji gave in as they gave a huge, loving kiss for all the audience to see. Asuka then took the mic and started to berate the crowd. " YOU BUNCH OF BASTARDS CHEERED FOR SHINJI TO KISS WONDERBITCH HERE, BUT DID ANT OF YOU IDIOTS THINK ABOUT HOW I FEEL", Asuka shouted as she ran off stage crying, quickly followed the crowd booing her.
Ritsuko and her mother, who somehow came back to life to join JBL, Jerry Lawler, and Michael Cole to commentate on the rest of the show. While Ritsuko appeared to be unbiased, her mother was cheering for all the cute guys like Randy Orton and Justin Gabriel to win.
Misato was seen out back making out with Kaji until they were interrupted by David Otunga, saying that they should stop their inappropriate behavior, and Misato kicked his nuts in. They continued to make out after.
The bridge bunnies had a match against the Shield after a backstage altercation. The Shield won after a triple powerbomb to Maya. The Usos then came down to save them after the Shield started to attack them after the match ended.
Mr. McMahon and Gendo saw each other backstage. Gendo had punched , and was continuing to do so until Gendo's right hand man (forgot his name) came to stop him after realizing Mr. McMahon would sew the crap out of them.
Every other character I didn't name was involved in a main event battle royal to fight Mark Henry for the WWE championship at a later date. Most of them were the first eliminated and Chris Jericho won the match.
Rei and Shinji evenually got together. the end
OMAKE:
Me: Damn, Shinji, did you drink the last Pepsi?
Rei: Mr. Writer?
Me: Please, call me Chris, and what is it?
Rei: Soryu is a it again.
Shinji: Help! She thinks we're gonna have sex.
Asuka: WE'RE GONNA HAVE SEX? OH SHINIJI!
Me: sigh I'll take care of it. Where's my taser?