This is a total crack-fic. I wanted to know what would happen if the Cullen's... and Jake, met some celeb's.. Well, let's find out..... MWAHAHA. I don't own.

Alice's POV

I ran down the stairs, nearly tripping over my feet in excitement. Nessie, who now seemed to be at least 17, was sitting on the couch in front of the TV, her mouth hanging open. She just stared at it blankly. I stopped in front of her and waved my hand in front of her face. "Hel-lo? Anyone in there?" I called. She shook her head and looked up at me. "Maybe it's true. TV does rot your brain." I mused. "Does not!" Nessie said. I shook my head. "We're going to play a game." I stated. "Games are for little kids." She argued. "You are only eight, Renesmee." I told her. "Doesn't count." She told me. "Sure it does. I'm sire your mom would agree, I mean, she does call you her little baby." I told her. Nessie grimaced. "Fine, who else is playing?" She slapped the table and got up. "I don't know. Everyone. Go fetch them, they'll be more likely to agree to it if the child asks." Without arguing, Nessie left to go find the others.

She brought back everyone except Carlisle and Esme. And of course she brought Jacob. "Oh no, this was Alice's idea, wasn't it?" Bella asked her daughter. "Yes, mother. Do you really think I could plan something so evil on my own?" Nessie asked. We all looked at her. "I never said that."

We all sat in a circle in the middle of the floor. Edward had a concerned look on his face. "I don't know, Alice." He said to me. "Oh, C'mon, Edward, she's old enough." I argued. "Yes, but what if it lands on someone like me?" He argued back. "Well, your her dad. Make it quick, we're all family." By now, the whole family had clued into what we were playing. "Alright. Fine. I'll go get a bottle."

We all sat in a circle, the bottle in the middle. Nessie was actually excited, eyeing Jake, who had done the smart thing and sat across from her instead of next to her. I sat next to Edward and Bella, one on either side. "Who's going first?" Edward asked. "Youngest always goes first." Bella said. "Nessie it is." I told them. Nessie gingerly reached out for the bottle, and spun it as hard as she could. "Nessie! Don't spin it so hard! Now it's going to spin for hours!" Emmett complained. "Oh. Sorry." Nessie said. The bottle spun for about 5 minutes before it slowed. It was so close, it was either going to be Jacob, Rosalie or Emmett. The bottle stopped on Jake. "Boring!" Emmett shouted. Jake and Nessie got up to stand in the middle of the circle. Bella had this look of utter anger, it was frightening. Jake when in for the kiss and their lips only brushed for a split second, on account of parents watching. They sat back down and they both blushed. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. "Who could that be this late? And look! It's pouring rain!" Emmett boomed. I just got up to answer the door. I flung it open and was utterly shocked to see a bunch of soaking wet famous people.

After I let them in, everyone turned to look at them. I took note on who was here. This was my list.

Taylor Swift

Hayley Williams of Paramore

Kristen Stewart

Taylor Lautner

This... Was going to be awkward.

Okay. I'll write this when I want to have fun. Review, tell me what you think, and whether or not I should continue.