I've never seen more adorable bunny-creatures in my entire career as a "Care of Magical Creatures" professor. They are indeed so kawaii. Come to think of it, I've never seen a bunny that wore glasses…and has a scar shaped like a lightning bolt. Of course, I'm not sure I've known of a bunny with extremely red hair, and two of them seems quite rare, especially two derpy-looking bunnies side-by-side…indeed. Now, if only I could find a bunny translator, I could perhaps find out where these bunnies came from. Well, if you actually paid attention to your own life, you will realize that you are on the fancy old-fashioned campus of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
"Well, don't ye bunnies look familiar?" he asked.
The derpy-looking ginger bunny twitches his nose. Did that odd glasses-wearing bunny just widen his beady little eyes at me? Why, yes.
"Hmm, well, now, what I am goin' ta do with ye?" I asked, looking at them with a thoughtful expression and scratching my beard.
The bunnies stare at you…expecting you to do something…interesting.
"Well, I suppose I'll take ye to my hut while I figure out what to do with ye," I replied to nobody in particular, picking up all the bunnies and placing some in my pockets and carrying the others in my hands. "Well, ye off to ye magical carrot garden where ye bunnies shall eat ye carrots and become chubby bunnies." One of the bunnies, a very platinum blonde bunny, almost appeared to whine in protest.
His name is Draco Malfoy. At the moment, he was squished quite uncomfortably beside a very fluffy, frizzy chocolate brown bunny that seemed quite annoyed with him. She turns and sniffs at his butt. Suddenly, a raven colored bunny wearing glasses appeared in the pocket they shared and wiggled his nose at Draco with disdain. She also sniffs his butt.
I took the bunnies to the magic carrot garden and place them on the ground. They hop around and they eat the magic carrots. Ron is a giant pig and eats all the carrots. He then becomes fat and then explodes…turning into magical confetti. Draco becomes so scared at the sight that he also explodes and then turns into a dust mite. Hermione is disgusted as Harry transforms into a dust mite. I become so freaked out that I have heart attack and die and Ginny laughs. The end.