It was a warm summer 1863 day. Robert E Lee wanted to have fucking greasy and disgusting sex, but he had one dream he wanted to cum on the mona lisa. He was ready to do anything and anyone to make this dream happen. He went to Paris to make this dream happen. First Robert E lee dragged is fucking fat anything disgusting wrinkly scrotum down the street. As he was walking he jacked off the thought of a scuba diver fingering a jellyfish. He accidentally cummed onto a five year old kicking cheerfully at a lolipop. The little girl began to cry as Robert E Lee's man fluid rained upon her like a volcano. The cops looked at Robert e lee in shock of what just happened. He whispered into his ear with a breath smelling of 8 year old semen "I'll Robert e leeave now". He ran down the street in an odd fashion because just unleashed a behemoth of a shit on his tighty whities. He continued to walk down the the street like a disgusting cunt if an old man. At this point he fucking looked like leanardo da Vinci with leporsy on fucking Tuesday night. That's when Robert E lee locked eyes with a fucking sexy ass volcano of a vampire, his name was alucard. Robert E lee was rusty in the flirting game so he was nervous. Robert E Lee nervously blurted out "I want to Jame my monster 400 mile fucking long cock down your ass til you fucking explode." Alucard already had his clothes half off as Robert E lee was talking. "Not now I have a dream to have sex and to cum all over the mona lisa" Robert e lee and alucard said at the Alucard at the sametime. This was true love in the making. They held hands and walked in the name of Satan to the musuwm. When they got there they killed everyone else except for the little children and got to work. They fucked for 7 days and 7 nights straight on top of the mona lisa. Alucard put then MONA in the mona lisa. The sex was great but the love was greater. At last the minute they've been waiting for happened Robert e lee groaned and moaned as let out a 967 table spoon ejaculation all over the mona lisa and then he stopped and cummed on alucard. Alucard was shocked. "Why would you cum on me when the mona lisa is there" Alucard asked. "Because I love you" Robert e lee said as he kissed his forehead with love. They went on to get married at appomatix courthouse. And they lived happily ever after. The end.