My name is and some hobo control agents went to stop a hobo drug deal. I snuck away to grab the drugs. We beat up the hobos and found out they work for a crime boss called "The Shark". He was a former street fighter and injected shark DNA into himself and got strength and speed. We then went back to the station.
The shark was at his base, he has a scientist who calls himself "The Bomber.".
"I hear that a man is in the asylum for raping chickens, bring him here." Said the shark. "Sure boss, but why?" asked the bomber. "I think he can join us." Said the shark. The bomber gathered up some of his bombs and hobos to attack the asylum.
Me and Jeff and Brandon and Shelby were in the break room hanging out when we got the call that the bomber was attacking the asylum. "Shelby stay here. The chief and the other agents need to stay." I said. Me, Jeff and Brandon went to the asylum. We pulled up to the asylum and went inside and saw The Bomber. "Hello, you should stay back." Said The Bomber. "Hell we ain't!". Screamed Jeff. Jeff punched The Bomber in the stomach and I knocked out some hobos and Brandon broke some hobo's leg. The Bomber blew down the bars to a cell and took the prisoner and left. "How are we going to explain this to the chief?" asked Brandon.
We drove back to the station and the chief was angry. "How did you let him get away?!" screamed the chief. "He almost blew us up." I said. "The city is thinking of closing up hobo control and turning the station into a high school." Said the chief. "But I love the hobo control station." Said Jeff. Shelby and Flynt walked in. "What can we do?" asked Shelby. "You can make a serious arrest." Said the chief. "Would it be ok if we capture a thug?" asked Flynt. "Yes." Said the chief.
The Bomber went back to The Shark's base. "I got him." Said The Bomber. "Good, inject him with chicken DNA." Said The Shark. The Bomber injected chicken DNA into the guy and he got strength, speed, and retractable claws. "Call me The Chicken Rapist." Said the guy. "I have a plan to destroy the hobo control." Said The Shark.
The Bomber had kidnapped Flynt and told us to meet him at the construction site. We drove up to the construction site. We saw Flynt tied up and The Bomber appeared with a bunch of hobos. We freed Flynt and fought some hobos. I went to follow The Bomber. I punched him in the face and he kicked me in the side. I grabbed his bombs and took them away and I knocked him out. We arrested him and we got to keep our jobs but we have to continue our investigation.
The Shark was at his base watching the news about The Bomber. "Shouldn't we break him out?" asked The Chicken Rapist. " Not yet, it is too soon." Said The Shark. "What is the plan?" asked The Chicken Rapist. "Not sure, I don't want them to know about you just yet. You can still rape chickens." Said The Shark.