Wendy's Point of View
"Umm Guys How are Babies Made?"
I ask one question that made the usually loud guild into silence.
"...Wendy dearest I'm afraid you may want to ask someone else that."
"But Mira, Aren't you and Laxus having one soon?"
One statement that made the usually cheery Mira and usually cool Laxus turn red.
"K-kids..."
"A-ah...Wendy I um uh IGOTTAGOSOMEWHEREI'MAFRAIDOFERZAPEACEOUT"
"Ah...They left..."
And made the usually love-zealous Juvia and the Cool and Chill Gray panic.
"W-well um...I-i"
"What are you talking about? Dont the come from eggs?"
Made the usually cheery Lucy and Happy both confused and frozen.
"...*steam*"
The usually gruff Gajeel and the question loving Levy go steaming and faint.
Until finally
" Hey Sorako , how are babies made"
As Wendy asked the age old question I finally understood why the guild was so unusually silently chaotic.
"Wendy...Babies are made when one pair Goes to the hospital and give examples for their DNA so that they can mix and become a pill. Once the pill is created the mother swallows the pill and go directly to the womb. 9 months later the baby will arrive after the mother goes to the hospital so that the baby will arrive safely. That dear Wendy is how babies are made."
"...Then why did everyone suddenly became embarassed if it is that easy?"
"...Wendy that I am afraid is what you should ask them tomorrow but it is getting late now gow back to the dorms okay."
As Wendy left everybody stared at me that makes me look like I saved their lives.
"Seriously guys you should save a story like that for these situations. But remember you owe me." I was smirking as I was leaving I could feel the horror on their faces as they remembered what kinds of favors I would let them do.
~surufufufu