America.
Husband
One day, there lived an American. He loved his American Dog. Unfortunately, he received a letter from his wife:
Drifting, bouncing, just flowing along as time does
With the world beneath my back
Carelessly repeating lines of a song
Lisping, caressing, just embrace him now.
Loki finds his way into my heart.
And so her Husband divorced again. Distraught, the husband drank his nerves away. In an attempt to drive his way home, the husband sped his Mustang into a truck stop. It was there he met a prostitute. "No thanks" he said, "I'm here for the bathroom." In the restroom, he took note of Tony Stark's bulging abdominal muscles. They were at the urinals, relieving their pains of life. In that moment, Husband heard a dainty melodic tone from his right. It was Tony; he was singing a luscious tune. Husband joined in singing "My Heart Will go on" by Celine Dion. When they had removed their digits from the urinating utensil, they felt their digits drawn together somehow. It was as if a magnet were directly implanted within one another, opposites, and stunningly perfect. Slowly, deliriously, they made sweet male love to each other.
Afterwards, they grabbed a cup of coffee and chatted a while about their pathetic lives. Tony explained how he became a truck driver: "One day I received a letter from the Pony Express. It was from my love, Loki, who told me that he had fallen for another woman. To expel the pain bestowed upon me, I took to trucker's school and became a truck driver." Out of the blue, Loki arrived at the station with his brothel. "Ah, Husband!" HE EXCLAIMED, "Your dastardly wife had an affair. Not just with Tony Stark's bulging abdominal muscles and tight bum, but with your beloved American Dog! This shall anger you, shall it not?" "HULK SMASH. HULK MISS PUNY GOD IN BEDROOM." The Incredible Hulk busted in at that moment. Tony turned away in complete disgust. "HULK SMASH PUNY GOD IN BEDROOM."
Chapter 2