The whole Planet Express staff (excluding Hermes, Amy and obviously Scruffy) were lounging around watching yet another All My Circuits episode.
Calculon: So, Patricia Bot 901, your not dead.
The entire Planet Express crew gasped.
Patricia Bot 901: No, I'm not.
The entire crew gasped again.
Calculon: But I'm certain I killed you.
Patricia Bot 901: Seems not.
The crew gasped even more and the professor put a hand to his chest.
Calculon: Oh, my mistake.
The professor keeled over and groaned.
'He's having a heart attack!' Leela exclaimed.
Fry gasped in the exact same tone as before.
Zoidburg pushed Leela aside and kneeled down by the professor, 'I'm the doctor here I'll take care of it. Now, first we must determine which heart is malfunctioning.'
Leela pushed Zoidburg violently back aside and said, 'Don't worry professor, we'll find you a real doctor in no time.'
The last thing thing the professor saw before he passed out was Bender leaning forward and increasing the volume of the TV.
Leela flew the professor, Fry and Zoidburg to New New York's general hospital whilst Bender stayed behind to 'take care of the TV'. Fry was being a pain
'Hey, Leela, how come you never exceed the speed limit when you're taking me to the hospital?'
'Because, Fry, the professor is having a very serious heart attack, he hasn't squirted glue on a pizza and stuck it to his face.'
'I thought it was a tube of squirty cream!' protested Fry.
Zoidburg was 'taking care' of the professor somewhere near the back of the ship. He called through,
'Hurry why don't you? He's sprouted a second leg!'
Leela didn't have time to question him because they'd arrived at the hospital.
Seventeen and a half hours later the professor was treated for his heart attack, Leela had been fined for speeding and a scrap of pepperoni had been removed from Fry's eyeball. But all was not well.
Bender, Leela, Fry and a doctor were standing around the Professor's hospital hammock The professor was awake.
'Mr Farnsworth, I'm afraid to tell you that you have a weak heart. You're going to have to take it easy for the next few weeks or this incident will repeat itself. Do you perhaps have some sort of holiday retreat you could go to? Somewhere relaxing?' The doctor asked.
'My no. Could I get another bed pan over here?' He called to the nurse who obliged dutifully.
Leela mused, 'Hmm, Bender didn't your relative Vladimir leave you that big castle?'
'Oh yeah, I been meaning to trade that in for a new ass, this one's lost it's shine,'
Fry, suddenly inspired, said,'Wait! Maybe we could all take a vacation in the castle-mo-thingy!'
'Yes well done Fry' the professor exclaimed.
'Well done buddy!' Bender grabbed Fry's hand and forcefully hi-fived it. Leela sighed.
'Alright then, Mr Farnsworth, you and your, er, friends should stay at this castle for a while and you'd better hope nothing shocking happens!'
Next time: something shocking happens.