Gary's Vacation

(Parody of Pikachu's Vacation)

Part 1

"Well this is it guys!" SpongeBob told his friends, Wanda, John, and his pet snail Gary.

Gary looked at the park in amazement.

"It's beautiful!" Wanda agreed.

"It's a cartoon paradise!" John observed.

"Now remember to look after Poof, ok Gary?" SpongeBob told his snail.

"Meow!" Gary nodded at his owner.

Later Gary, Poof, and friends were on their way to have a great time at the park. There were Telly, Kazooie, Odie, Tiptup, Stitch, Woops, and a Para Goomba.

Gary slithered excited ahead, when some of his friends ran him over, all excited to get going. Gary was in his shell when he saw that Tiptup, Telly, and Woops stayed behind. They all were surrouding Poof who was about to cry. Poof let out a loud cry that made everyone plug their ears. Gary hid in his shell.

"Who's a good wittle Poof? Who's a good whittle Poof?" Telly baby talked, trying to cheer up Poof. But it wasn't working, Poof kept on crying.

"Let me handle it!" Tiptup pushed Telly aside, and made funny faces at Poof.

"Meow!" Gary poked his head out of his shell, and made faces at Poof with Tiptup and Telly. No matter how much they tried, Poof just kept his tears come down.

"It's no use!" Tiptup said when they all had given up. "Poof just wants to keep on crying and crying." Then Tiptup noticed an apple on a tree branch. "Hey!" He exclaimed to his friends. "Maybe Poof is hungry and wants a juicy delicious apple!" His friends looked at the apple on the tree branch. When Poof saw the apple, he stopped crying.

"Poof, poof!" Poof waved his arms and legs excitedly in the air.

"I'll get it!" Telly offered. He went to where the apple was. He picked the apple of the branch, and dropped it to the grass.

"Look out below!" Telly called as the apple hit the grass and rolled to Woops. Woops picked up the apple and looked at it.

"Woops!" He said, and ate the apple, and went away. This made Poof cry all over again.

"Guess I better cheer Poof up my way!" Telly said. He went over to Poof and sang to the fairy baby. Poof stopped crying and enjoyed the song.

"Don't cry wittle Poof!" Telly sang. "For this is my Telly by! Yes, my Telly by! My Telly by! Oh this is my Telly by!"

A few minutes later, when they finally got Poof sleeping on a sand chair that they made, they all sighed in relief.

Then they all herd some laugher. They turned around to see some cartoons coming this way. The cartoons were Larry the snail, Lemmy Koopa, Larry Koopa., and Morton Koopa. Poof groaned as the laughter irritated him. Gary knew what he had to do; he went over to the laughing cartoons. The cartoons all stopped and looked at Gary.

"What do you want pipsqueak?" Larry Koopa wanted to know.

"Meow, meow, mow!" Gary told them, pointing to Poof with his body.

"I think the snail wants us to shut up guys!" Lemmy suggested.

"What!? Shut up?" Morton said. Gary cowered in fear. "Now you look here snaily snail, you don't know who you are dealing with! Morton Koopa never shuts up! Infect Morton is the king of never shutting up, that is he's always talking non stop! Now I…"

"I THINK THEY GET THE POINT!" Larry Koopa shouted at Morton. "So just shut your trap!"

"But I…" Morton said.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! JUST SHUT YOUR YAK!"

"Meow, meow, meow!" Gary meowed (Now, now, let us all calm down, and set a good example for the fairy baby!) Gary then noticed Poof walking away.

"Meow!" Gary gasped and went after Poof as fast as he could. The four cartoons just laughed.

"That's right!" Larry Koopa laughed. "Go and get your stupid fairy baby you stupid snail loser!" Telly and Tiptup both got mad at the four laughing fools.

"Stop laughing!" Tiptup ordered.

"You guys are mean!" Telly added. Morton and Lemmy got mad and stopped laughing. The other two watched as they both puffed out their chests at Telly and Tiptup.

"What are gonna do about it? Huh punks?" Morton commanded to know. "Are we gonna have a competition to see who's better? Yeah a competition! A competition of what through? I know, how about a competition involving electric eels? Or a dungeon with a fire breathing dragon? Oh how about…"

"A singing contest!" Telly interrupted.

"Yeah, a singing contest!" Morton agreed. "But what are we gonna sing? We can't just sing without…"

"I was thinking the last verse to the American National Anthem!"

"Okay! But just to let you know I can't sing, you see I…"

"Just sing!"

"Ok!" Morton took a deep breath and started singing incorrectly. "The home of the slaves, and the land of the cowards!" Morton's singing was very scratchy and high pitched. It made everyone plug their ears. Morton's singing sounded like someone scratching their pointy nails on a chalkboard. Telly and Tiptup laughed when Morton fell down. Larry the snail, Larry Koopa, and Lemmy all gasped at the fallen Morton.

"I'll sing it correctly this time!" Telly picked up his mike from nowhere and began to sing.

"For the land of the free, and the home of the brave!" After his song, Telly bowed and put his mike away.

"Thank you, thank you!" Telly bowed as Tiptup applauded. The others just looked with their mouths wide open.

Meanwhile, Gary was trying to get Poof who waddled onto a log. Gary gasped when Poof was beginning to trip. But Poof caught his balanced and continued onward. Gary sighed in relief, and went after Poof. Poof was excited and began bouncing on the log, making it move!

"Poof, poof!" Poof giggled, he thought this was fun! Gary tried to stay on the log, but after another jump, Gary fell into the river with a splash!

Gary swam to a nearby rock, and looked up. The log jumped and went into the fall upstream with a big splash! Gary gasped, what he tell his owner that he lost Wanda's only son? Then Gary herd Poof and looked up. Poof was safe, and walking on the grass. Gary sighed in relief.

Later, when Gary had Poof safely on his shell, he headed to the other cartoons. The other cartoons were still arguing, and Tiptup and Lemmy both agreed to have a little water race! Gary looked around and sighed (Here we go again!)