Ok so these are oneshots with Kenpachi and Soifon. I just think these two make the best couple. Dont ask why I just do! Anyway, I promise to make more stories but for now this is what you get. I know they are short but please bare with me. My little brain can only process so much at a time. Have fun :)

It was a cloudy day in Soul Society and everyone was either sleeping or just hanging out and relaxing. Well except for the captains of course. They all had at

least some paperwork to complete. Their lieutenants on the other hand were doing their own things unless they were told to do small tasks. "Um Captain?" Omaeda

blubbered with his mouth so full of food that some was messily spilling out. Soifon growled but didn't look up, "What is it now you imbecile?" The big man slowly and

cautiously approached his captains desk, "Do.. y-you have anything -gulp- for me today? Or can I go home..-munch- because you know, I'm starting to get real

hung-" "Leave. There is nothing for you to do here today." came the short reply. He nodded and waddled out of her office. "Idiot." Soifon scolded quietly. She

looked up from the report she was working on and sighed at the rather big pile of papers. She was surprised on how much she had, she was usually very well

organized and hardly had paper work. She got up and walked to the door, sliding it open she looked out at the sky. She remembered it was her birthday today. The

last birthday was a total disaster. The one person she admired the most wasn't even kind enough to come visit her. How dare she. "After everything I was and did for

you" she whispered. The wind started to pick up. Soifon decided to go and train a bit before getting back to work.

The field was open and empty. Not a soul in sight except for the petite woman. She jumped up and quickly attacked the air. Over and over again she trained.

She knew she still had to get better as a captain. By the time she was done, panting and sweaty, the sun was almost down. She wouldn't have noticed anyhow

because of the clouds covering the sky. Whenever she trained she always lost track of time. That was one of her tiny flaws as a precise captain. "Hey." There was a

deep voice that interrupted her thoughts. She swiftly turned around. "What are you doing here?" The man laughed, "Huh? I should be asking you the same thing. Dont

you have reports to fill out or something." Soifon scoffed, "What do you care, Kenpachi? Now leave." The command was rather harsh but fell on deaf ears. The

powerful soul reaper stalked closer to her, "Wanna fight? I dont think Ive ever fought you before and I think you're pretty good at it from what Ive witnessed

before." This was a surprise to her. This man hardly spoke to her let alone looked at her and now he wants to train with her? But this was something she couldn't turn

down. She loved a good fight. If an ass whooping was what he was asking for an ass whooping he would very well get! They both took their fighting stance then

charged at each other.