Disclaimer:
I don't own Naruto and you don't also, so there's no reason for mischievousness!
First try
Anko sat down in the grass. „Kakashi?"
„Yeah?" He didn't look up.
„I wanted to tell you something..."
„Yeah?" Still he kept reading. or pretending to do it.
„Well this is some kind of difficult..." She mumbled.
„..."
„Kakshi? Are you listening?"
„I can't listen if you don't talk."
„..."
He finally looked up „So what you wanted to tell me?"
„Er...well..."
„Yeah?"
„Urgh...could you stop reading this dirty book, while I'm talking to you?!"
„It's not dirty. It's romantic."
„How ever. Stop reading."
„..."
„Kakashi!"
„What?!"
„I told you to stop reading while I'm talking to you!"
„You are not talking..."
„But I try to."
„Ok..." He gave her a enerved glance and closed his book.
„Thanks."
„So, what did you want to say?"
„Er...I forgot."
„Fine. If you don't mind, i'm going to go on with my book." He opened it again and concentrated on it.
„Fine. I'm leaving." Anko growled.
„..."
She jumped up and walked away fuming.
Two hours later:
„Anko?" Kakashi sat down on the seat next to her.
„Yeah..." She said and gulped down some dango.
„I wanted to tell you something." He looked nervous.
„Yeah?"
„Well, this is some kinda difficult..." he mumbled.
„...?"
„Anko?"
„Yeah?"
„Are you listening?"
„I am"
„Well...er, forget it." He stood up again.
„What?"
„What I wanted to tell you..."
Anko frowned „You didn't."
„Right."
„..."
They stared at each other in silence.
„..."
„So what did you want to tell me?" Anko finally asked.
„Nothing...I have to do something. See you tomorrow." Before she could say anything else he disappeared.
„Alright." She said to the empty space beneath her.
Same evening:
„Kakashi." She sat down on a bar stool.
„Anko."
„We have to talk." She waved the barkeeper and ordered a drink.
„Yeah."
„You first."
Kakashi frowned „Why?"
„Because you wanted to talk."
„No, you did."
„What..?"
He made a grimasse „Talk. You wanted to."
„But you said also you wanted to!"
„You said it first...so you have to talk first."
„Well, you agreed first, why don't you?" Her drink arrived.
„Uh...?"
„What?"
„You're unlogical." he stated.
„So you are."
„..."
„..."
„So..." he reminded her of their conversation.
„Yes...?"
„Talking."
„Right."
„Hn."
„Hn."
They giggled nervously.
„Anko!"
„Kakashi..."
„What's about talking?"
„What's about it?"
„Urghhhh..."
„That doesn't work..." Anko decided.
„Right...it doesn't." Kakashi agreed.
„Perhaps...you just say what you want to talk about and than do I?" The kunoichi suggested.
„Why don't you say first?"
„Because it's kinda difficult..."
„So it's for me, too."
„We have a problem."
„We have." Kakashi nodded.
A man in green spandax entered and sat down between the two ninjas with a big problem.
„Why so troubled faces?" Gai asked.
„Because we have a comunication problem." The two answered unisono.
„A comunication problem? Well, I could have told you that long time ago. For example it's really enervating when you, Kakashi, are always reading your book, and you Anko have always your mouth full of dango or swearwords." Gai stated.
„No. We have not a comunication problem with other people, we have one with each other." Kakashi explained.
„How's that?"
„Because I have to talk about something to Kakashi and he has to talk about something to me, but we can't decide who starts talking." Anko explained.
Gai started to beam. „I have a solution: Both of you whisper it into my ear and I will decide."
Anko frowned. Kakashi frowned. „It's kinda private." They said simultanously.
„Well...I don't see any other possibility." Gai shrugged.
Anko nodded. Kakashi nodded.
„Ladies first." Gai ordered and Anko whispered something into his ear. His eyes widened a bit.
„Now you, Kakashi." The Jonin did the same and Gai's eyes widened even more, than he giggled.
„Yeah, you two have really a problem. a big one. But you should solve it alone." He stood up and left.
'Sounds bad...' Anko thought.
'Sounds bad...' Kakashi thought.
„Well..." started Kakashi.
„Yeah..." continued Anko.
„I have to leave." Kakashi mumbled.
„Yeah, I've to, too." Anko said.
They paid and left.
A/N: Can it be that difficult to talk about something? Do you already know what they have to talk about? Well, review and I'll tell.