I saw Bones kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up in my Bedroom fast asleep
Silently as possible I crept down the hallway. I expertly avoided the boards that creaked as well as the stairs. It was Christmas night and just like any other kid my age I just wanted a peak, all I wanted was to see Santa for myself, I wouldn't even bother him. It was just, well Jimmy from school said Santa wasn't real. I didn't believe him of course but none the less I had to be absolutely sure. It was my dads Christmas this year. I loved when I got to spend Christmas night with my dad. don't get me wrong my mom was great and all but my dad insisted that we make cookies the Christmas night 'cos Santa likes fresh cookies and it was only fair that we give him what he likes when he gives me what I like.
The stairs where the tricky part almost all of those where creaky, but I was confident that I could do it. I wasn't a little kid anymore after all. I got down those just fine and successfully made it to the hallway. I was passing through the kitchen before I heard voices. Suddenly my palms where sweating, what if Santa saw me and didn't like me so he took my gifts back? Or got mad because I saw him?
When I finally made it to the living room I hid behind the couch. I had a perfect view of Santa and he was with a women! Under this mistletoe! His Santa hat was all lopsided and when I looked better I saw that it wasn't just any women kissing Santa! It was my dad's women kissing him! That's right Dr. Bones was right there in plain sight kissing Santa. I know, I know I couldn't believe it for my self either. What if my daddy came down and saw them kissing like that? I don't think Santa would be in any condition to give the rest of the kids all around the world presents.
Then I saw Bones tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
I didn't really mind Dr. Bones being with my dad and I for Christmas, I liked her a lot and dad she's dads new girlfriend, well not really knew they've been together since Christmas last year so…
Anyways, I just couldn't believe what I was seeing! Bones was tickling Santa now and he was laughing. Not the laugh that you see on T.V but one like my daddy, he sounded a lot like my daddy.
Since I got my look at Santa like I wanted I decided to go back up stairs. I think it's safe to say that neither of them saw me as I crept my way back to my room. I wondered what I was going to do about this predicament. Finally after a long time of thinking I decided that I wouldn't tell my dad because then Christmas would be canceled and then no one would like me.
Anyways maybe she was just thinking him for the gifts. Yeah she had to be doing that.
Earlier.
"Bones will you marry me?" Booth asked quietly he wasn't down on one knee instead he stood by the Christmas tree they decorated together holding her tightly in his strong embrace hoping and praying that she would say yes.
Brennan grinned widely. "Of course."
Neither of them knew that in that precise moment a certain nine year old little boy was watching his Dr. Bones kiss Santa Clause under the mistletoe.
What a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Bones kissing Santa Claus last night.
A/N: So their you go my first ever christmas story how did I do?
Hope you enjoyed it.
I am always greatful to all reviewers and If you have an Idea for another oneshot Christmas fic you would like to see from me hit me up and I'll see what I can do. =)
Merry Christmas all.