A/N: I tried converting this into my usual fanfiction format a while ago, but it gave me a headache, so I'm leaving it as is.

It's my Lego/Doctor Who crossover (for film-making) entitled 'The Legopolis Effect'. We've already started filming (or at least practice-filming until we got some of the props) and I have some awesome tracks lined up for when I get to do sound-editing on the finished product. The entire script is already written, but I'll just upload scenes as chapters. Maybe when the film's finished I'll have another dimension to work from to properly write this in my normal format.

Scene 1

Humans 1, 2 [3?] walk into the Rugroom. Cut from window (5 secs weather shot) to movement at door.

Human 1 (with watergun): "Which way did it go?" [Looks around]

Human 2: [shakes head] "It's a witch; It could be miles away by now."

H3: [points to blue armchair] "There!"

Carrionite [large figure] standing on chair arm, looking menacing – squawk for effect (e.g. eagle, hawk)

H2: "She's still got tiny witchcraft! Take aim, Lieutenant!"

H1: [shoots at doll, misses] "It's got a run on us!"

MYSTERIOUS VOICE: "MORE THAN YOU KNOW!"

H2: "Who's that!? Reveal yourself!"

Cut to three Lego figures sitting on computer desk: "We are omnipotent!"

H2: [laughs] "You're tiny! Your size is nothing against our advanced weaponry!"

Legos: "Your weapons will count for naught, once we are equal! CARRIONITE, DESCEND!"

Carrionite: [squawk] [flies in on humans, probably on string]

5 secs later

H1: "I can't believe she tied us up."

H3: "…I can't believe she had rope."

H2: "Gentlemen! It's rope. We have guns" [buzz sound, H2 escapes ties. H1/3 follows]

H2: [walks into corridor] "They have warriors. What have we got?"

[H1/3 check pockets] H1: "Old tissues, a bus ticket and a receipt for our useless weapons."

H2: "Besides that! Our stealth, our ingenuity, and most importantly–"

H3: "Pepper Pots!"

H2: [Looks bewildered at H3, shakes head] "…No, Corporal, our–"

H1: "He's right, sir…" [Points to corner of corridor]

[All three stare at Daleks, unmoving] H1: "They're just… sitting there. Maybe they're in stasis?"

H2: "Or maybe they're toys." [Walks up to Daleks, kicks one over] "See?"

Mysterious voice (again): "In this form, they are a mere trinket. But down at their size, the world is a deadly place."

H3: "You again!"

H1: "Are plastic Daleks the best you could do?"

MV: "There is a nucleic ray we have placed strategically at some point along this corridor. We tested it on a person just last week, had marvellous effects-"

H2: "And your point is…?"

MV: "We shall make you small, like us. Our drones will seem all the more real when they're big enough to destroy you!"

H3: "Will we be yellow too? Because I don't want to be Simpsons-coloured all my life."

MV: "THE DISCOLOURATION IS MERELY A BI-PRODUCT OF THE RAY! Its prime directive is to shrink snotty kids like yourselves until you are defenceless against us!"

H2: "You'll never defeat us! We have…" [Looks down at 'weapon'] "…Damn military budget cuts." [Glares at H1] "You were supposed to get NERF or higher!"

H1: [looks around, points down corridor] "Why don't we just get out of this corridor?"

MV: [snickers] "Then we'll just move the raygun!"

H2: "Weren't you leaving?"

[Silence] H2: "There! No more nasty voices while Lieutenant Awesome is around!"

H1: "I thought I was Lieutenant!"

H2: "Outranked!" [Walks down corridor boisterously. H1/3 follows.]

[Cut to different part of C floor – LEGO VO PART]

Companion: "Doctor! Where do you think we've landed?"

Self-designed Doctor Figure (just a cobbled-together 12th Doctor, really): [taps TARDIS 'doors'] "No idea, but I can't open the TARDIS doors. Something's blocking her!"

C: "…Wait, the TARDIS doesn't even have a lock. Or doors."

Doctor: [looks Companion up and down] "You're looking rather pallid. Are you sure you didn't get hurt in the crash?"

C: "I'm fine, Doctor. Maybe you should check yourself over too."

Doctor: [looks down at hands] "Fancy that! I have claws." [Looks up at companion] "Are we on a crab planet?"

C: "I… don't think so. We're still humanoid enough."

Doctor: [sniffs, shakes head] "I don't like this. The air smells too acidic for my tastes."

C: "We don't all have superior Time Lord senses. C'mon!" [starts walking away – as best he/she can as a Lego person]

Doctor: [yells] "And just where are you going?"

C: [yells back] "I'm not waiting here with you when there could be real acid fallout any minute. Come along if you're coming!"

Doctor: [looks back at TARDIS, follows before stopping companion] "Whatever did this to us could still be out there. We'll need disguises!"

C: "You're kidding."

Doctor: [shakes head, pulls brown trunk out of nowhere] "Bigger on the inside pockets!" [opens trunk, looks inside, brings out random assortment of Lego person parts/accessories] "Ha!" [picks up moustached head, switches with current one, then removes hair and puts on red cap, turns to companion holding out arms] "What do you think?"

C: [picks up white flat-cap and switches with hair. Picks up female top and switches from jacket] "I'll be alright with this, thanks."

Doctor: [points to supposed exit] "Onward!"

C: [shakes head, walks along] "Let's."

[With the human group again!]

[Human group heading for lifts] H2: "Our position is compromised. Lieutenant, report!"

H1: [looks down at something in hand] "Readings would suggest that the whole college is bathed in radiation – and these new gadgets we nicked from the IT department really are better than our previous equipment."

H2: "Duly noted. As for now, we need to get as close to the ground as possible."

H3: "What if they've bugged the lifts?"

H2: [narrows eyes] "Then from now on, we can only speak in secret spy code… that only I know how to decipher!"

H3: [nods to staircase] "…I was gonna suggest we use the stairs."

H1: "Or, availing that, we can use our new teleport technology!" [presses 'button', the group faze out to the front of college]

H2: "What kind of budget does their IT department have!?"

H3: "The off-world kind?"

H2: "What are you going on about now?"

H3: "Think about it. What kind of 21st Century College has teleportation equipment just lying around!? It must be our mysterious assailant; they must have crashed-landed and jettisoned most of their hardware before the point of impact!"

H1: "Then they've been here for longer than we first thought. And now we've got their stuff…"

H3: "They knew we were going to take it; they can only get it back at their size and from us if a being shrinks down with it!"

H2: "That explains why they can't go outside," [points at teleport device in H1's hands] "They don't have this."

[Bewildered looks are exchanged; image fades to black]

END OF SCENE 1 (Well, more a compendium of a few compressed extracts, really, but we'll go with scene; on with compendium 2!)

A/N: I just find it funny that '5 secs weather shot' was probably the only camera angle/shot/whatever I wrote for this whole film. I guess whoever's filming is gonna have it pretty hard, but luckily someone recently joined the group who I managed to educate well enough in how to work the camcorders and he's a pretty competent cameraman once he knows where to film.

Oh, and the humans just remain nameless for a while, or are never named in the film. I think I named them in an earlier synopsis… ah yes, H2 is Perkle, H1 is Fred, and H3 is Hamish. ('Hamish' is either a homage to an old school friend or to the Sherlock fandom; they'll understand it.)