Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I do in my mind xD
So, two bushy brows (Lee and Gai) is bad enough for Konoha's image, but what happens when Rock Lee's cousin comes over?
Ooh… the horror…
My first fanfic! Enjoy!
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It was a perfectly fine Saturday morning in Konoha. At least, that's what you think!
Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke were lying back in the sun at their favourite 'gathering' spot, staring up at the clouds.
'Look, that one looks like a ramen!' Naruto said.
'Naruto, is ramen all you can think about?!' Sakura asked.
'Umm… I suppose so, Sakura-chan, what can you see?'
'I see… whoa, is it just me, or has Lee found a clone of himself?' Sakura sat up, staring at the two figures approaching them.
Sasuke took a glance, gasped and fell back on the grass. 'Shit, I think I need glasses,' he said.
'No, I don't think that's a clone, Sakura-chan, do you think that Gai possibly… you know… shrunk?' Naruto asked.
'Hmm maybe, let's find out,' Sakura said, getting up and walking towards Lee and The Clone.
'Oh hey Sakura-chan! I was just looking for you! May I introduce you to my most youthful cousin, Rock Kee (A/N I couldn't think of any other name)!' Lee said as he saw Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke approaching.
There in front of them was someone who looked exactly like Lee, only this person had an even brighter smile and the bushiest eyebrows you've ever seen.
Sasuke fainted.
'SASUKE-KUN! SASUKE-KUN! DAMN! HE'S DEAD!' screamed Sakura.
'Uhh, I see. Hello Kee, nice to meet you!' Naruto said, ignoring Sakura's yelps.
When Sasuke finally managed to get up, Sakura stopped screaming. He stood up on his feet, took a close look at Kee, and fainted again.
More screaming.
'So uhh, Lee, where's TenTen and Neji? Haven't you introduced your umm, very… "youthful" cousin to them?' Naruto asked.
'Oh, I did, only, Neji fainted like Sasuke when I went to see him and TenTen refused to be seen with Kee and I,' Lee replied.
'Yeah, I guess that's any normal person's reaction…' Naruto muttered.
'What did you say?' Lee asked.
'Oh, nothing. Hey Lee, have you showed Kee around Konoha yet? I can take him to the best ramen restaurant ever, but you have to pay for us,' Naruto suggested.
'Yeah, why not! You lead the way, my youthful friend!' Lee said cheerfully as Lee and Kee gave Naruto their most shining grins.
After five large bowls of ramen, Naruto went back to the gathering spot to see Sakura and Sasuke. Luckily, Sasuke had gained enough consciousness to talk. Only, Sakura had passed out from screaming.
'Shit, Sakura-chan's dead…' Naruto moaned.
'That's a good thing, dobe.'
'Yeah, maybe it is. Hey Sasuke, I've devised a plan to make Kee leave Konoha, wanna hear it?'
'Whatever, just make sure it's not too crap like the other plan you plotted to make Hinata strip.'
'Yeah it's not. Anyway, Plan A is to take Kee into a dark alley and rape him. Pretty cool huh? Took me a while to think that one up.'
Silence.
'Shit…' Naruto cursed.
'That's lovely, now, let's think up a better plan.' Sasuke insisted.
'Well, Plan B is to bribe him into humping a tree, then, we'll shoot it on camera and show it to everyone, I bet that'll make him never wanting to come back!'
'What's Plan C?' Sasuke asked, yawning.
'Crap. Curse you, Sasuke!'
'Thank you. Right, I've got a plan, dobe. The Plan C you thought up, either if it was to make him pole dance or pole dance in front of him, will be replaced with my plan. Understood?'
Naruto nodded. After all, Sasuke's idea was bound to be better than the one he thought up, which was to strip him and throw him into a pool with a naked Ino.
'Good. The plan is, we'll invite him to dinner and let Sakura strip in front of him… I mean, Sakura's dressed body is enough to make someone commit suicide, but naked? Ooh, that's scary,' Sasuke said, wanting to puke at the thought.
'Yeah, good idea, let's do that!' Naruto said, agreeing on the plan.
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So that was the end of the first chappie! Did you like it?
To see what happens to Kee, read chapter 2, which you might've already figured!
Thanks for reading!