Lori is going to see her family on land for Thanksgiving, but we're still going to have a good time. I'm inviting my family over, so Lori taught me how to cook some Thanksgiving food. I even got a turkey sent here from a farm on the land! For stuffing, I'm going to get some extra buns from work. Lori said cornbread stuffing is better, but corn is hard to find in Bikini Bottom. I'm even making fried cabbage. What's weird about it is that it's really sauteed. I couldn't really find any cabbage, so I'm using sea lettuce. Making pumpkin pie is easier here because there's pie crusts and canned pumpkin imported from land.

Well, my family lives too far away for me to go see them, so I have to go to SpongeBob's celebration. To make it a little more bearable, I'm bringing some good food. My mom makes good fried sea-chicken and macaroni and cheese that she gave me the recipe for. Hopefully those dunderheads are making good food. I wish I could go with Lori to her grandparents' house. She said they have a good house.

I'm not a very smart starfish, but I can cook a little. I'm going to try to make green bean casserole to bring to SpongeBob's on Thanksgiving. I'm bringing my little cousins, Randy and Maxine, to meet SpongeBob in a few days. I'm also bringing my mom's cranberry sauce. I know everyone will love it!
And thanks to Lori for proofreading this.
I'm learning a lot thanks to her. Now I'm on a third grade reading level!

Well, I'm going up to Texas for Thanksgiving. Lori said she'd be seeing her grandparents in Conroe. Maybe I'll pay them a visit. She says all her family will be there, and there'll be lots of food. I hope they'll have stuff that squirrels can eat then.