So, the episode Wanda's Day Off was on tonight. And this was the only thought going through my head afterwards... So... Now this is a thing.

I DO NOT OWN THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS

"Thanks for saving us again Wanda! And look at this awesome cover I made for my Biology report!" Timmy said as he displayed his project.

"Yeah, maybe I can't handle things on my own... But who cares as long as it keeps you around baby!" Cosmo exclaimed as he pulled his wife close to him.

Wanda smiled and kissed his cheek.

Cosmo slumped over with a goofy grin on his face. That was the first time she'd kissed him all day.

"But I thought you couldn't kill roaches with magic?" Timmy questioned.

"Well duh! Everybody knows that!" Wanda started.

"Not me!" Cosmo stated.

"You have to poof them somewhere else." She finished.

"Where'd ya send em?" Timmy asked.

Wanda smirked to herself as she thought of the mayhem that must be occurring at the spa right now.

"Oh, no where special." She answered.

"Works for me!" Timmy said. "I'm gonna go to bed now."

Cosmo and Wanda both raised their wands and poofed Timmy into his PJs and into bed.

"Goodnight Timmy!"

"We love you!"

"Love you too, night." Timmy replied sleepily.

Cosmo and Wanda poofed into their bedroom.

Wanda moved to go get changed, but was stopped when a small "Eh-hem?" rang out from behind her.

She turned around and glanced at Cosmo confused. "What?"

"Only a kiss on the cheek?! I know you can do better than that!"

Wanda chuckled and walked back over to him.

"Well I didn't wanna scar Timmy for life!" She laughed.

"Well he's not here now!" Cosmo exclaimed as he leapt towards her and pulled her close.

Wanda raised an eyebrow at him playfully, before grabbing his tie and pulling him down for a kiss.

He gladly opened his mouth against hers and reveled in the moment. Moving his lips over hers longingly, as he'd waited for a kiss all day.

He even caught Wanda's bottom lip between his teeth and bit lightly.

By this point, it was Wanda who was goofy.

Eventually, they parted.

Cosmo satisfied.

Wanda breathless.

"Thank you." Cosmo giggled. "That's much better!"

He turned to make his way to his dresser when Wanda grabbed his wrist.

"You know…" She started. "There's still two hours left of Wanda appreciation day."

Cosmo turned back to her. "And?"

Wanda pulled him over to the bed and laid down seductively. "Appreciate me" she finished coyly.

Cosmo immediately got the hint, and crawled up to kiss her again.

A night like this was far better than any spa treatment.

Oh yes… Wanda definitely knew how she wanted to spend the next appreciation day.

WHY AM I LIKE THIS?

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