Lori and SpongeBob Episode: Shop 'Til You Drop.

I'm sitting in my living room eating breakfast and reading the paper when I see an ad. "Come to the Grand Opening of the Bikini Bottom Walmart!
Huge Rollbacks all over the store! Starts at 11 am today!" I think, "I got to show this to SpongeBob!" I head over to his house.
When I get there I show him the ad. He looks at his watch. "It's 11:12! We got to get there"
"Come to my house," I say. "I've got a gas scooter." "Okay," he says.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We arrive at the Walmart. "This reminds me of the Walmart back in Nacogdoches," I say. "Nacogdoches?" asks SpongeBob. I reply, "It's the city in Texas where I used to live. It's really nice there. We oughta visit sometime"
"I second that thought," says SpongeBob.
"Hey, the line's moving," I say.
Later on, we go in. All we really end up buying is some snacks and a movie from the Redbox.
~~~~~~~~~~~~The next day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SpongeBob and I go to work. As usual, Krabs likes me here because I can be the frycook when SpongeBob's off sick. SpongeBob tells Squidward and Mr. Krabs about the new Walmart. Squidward says he likes it because art supplies are cheaper there. He says, "I like good-quality supplies, but I hate paying a lot for them"
I say, "I like them because I can get Pocky for 93 cents"
Mr. Krabs is happy because he can get an Xbox 360 for Pearl at a great price.
SpongeBob likes going there because he can get those 20-pound bags of snail food for really cheap.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The End~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~