Author's Notes: Just a short one-off story to quiet my plot bunnies.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

By Glitnir-Gebo

"You're kidding me." Yami stared out of the window of in disbelief. "You've got to be kidding me."

Outside duel monsters ran rampant down the streets, causing panic and confusion. Jinzo jumped out at people from behind a tree, Time Wizard darted around an old lady trying to cross the street that looked strangely like Tea, and a mob of Kuribohs chased a dog down the footpath.

Suddenly the ground shook and a gigantic mechanical Blue-Eyes White Dragon appeared over the top of the housed. It raised it's head and let out a digital screech.

A helicopter came into view behind it and the monster turned around to swat it away. The logo of Kaiba Corporation was clearly visible on the dragon's rear end.

Yami groaned as his suspicions were confirmed.

Seto Kaiba had lost his mind.

The Blue-Eyes turned away from the urgently retreating helicopter and resumed it's rampage towards the game shop.

"Out of my way, tiny humans!" Kaiba's amplified voice crackled from within the gigantic robot. "World domination shall be mine!"

Yugi came down the stairs, awoken by all the noise. "What's going on?" he asked his yami, wiping his tired eyes.

"Kaiba has lost his mind and is currently rampaging through the city in a giant mechanical Blue-Eyes White Dragon."

Yugi looked at Yami, his shock clearly evident of his face. "You're kidding me?"

He looked out the window where Kaiba's mad plan was unfolding.

"Not again."

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