BURRITO BROTHER
Jaden Y. and Syrus Truesdale went to Commo te lamllom's, a Mexican diner.
"Jay, what do you want to get?" asked the cute brunette.
"Anything but the burritos, Sy," Jaden sighed.
"Why?" Syrus asked, confused.
"Because I have a...well, I had a burrito brother!" Jaden said stupidly.
"You had a brother that was a burrito?"
"Yes!"
Syrus sweatdropped. "Okay, what happen to him?"
Jaden's eyes filled up with tears.
"Jaden, don't cry!" Syrus said.
"Okay, here it was...here it goes...it's just so hard to talk about it!" Jaden cried stupidly. "Okay, I can do this."
"Just tell me the story, Jaden, or we're eating burritos!" yelled a very annoyed Syrus.
"Okay! Man, Sy, let a brother cry!" Jaden told Syrus, trying and failing to be 'Gansta'. "I had a brother, Sy. He was a burrito, so you can imagine the teasing."
"Sorry about your burrito bro getting picked on, Jay. I know how it feels," Syrus told his friend with a lot of heart.
"No, Sy. My brother didn't get picked on. I did. He stood up for me always."
"Okay..." Syrus replied.
"Always!" Jaden yelled.
"Jaden, you're scaring me," said a very freaked out bluenet.
"Sorry, Sy. But anyway, I had my burrito bro ever since I was a baby, and-"
Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla was all Syrus heard after that. Probably because his stomach was rumbling, begging him to eat. Please, Syrus, I always help you stay full, so can you eat?
Syrus snapped out of it after he thought he heard his little tummy talking to him.
"-so that's what happened to my burrito bro," finished Jaden.
"Oh, really, Jay?" Syrus tried frantically to sound as though he hadn't spaced out entirely.
"The sad thing is...I lost my burrito brother yesterday!"
"What?!" Syrus demanded, shocked.
"Burrito brother, I miss you!" Jaden yelled, sad yet stupid.
Syrus sweatdropped. "Umm...Jay, people are staring!" he hissed.
"Well, now you know," Jaden said with a smile. Syrus just looked at him. "Well, I have to go take a poopy!" Jaden stood up and walked to the restroom.
Syrus did that funny falling over thing. "Well, now I know what this burrito means to Jay," he said as he took a big bight out of Jaden's burrito brother.
-sigh- It's over! Jamie wrote it, of course. I, Sam, just typed and edited it. This is nearly the exact wording that was used in writing, but I couldn't help but tweak a few things. Nothing serious- I just used a few more descriptive words, and tried to make it less redundant. All I ask it that Jamie pay attention in English class. Any grammatical or spelling errors are my fault, but the rest was Jamie.
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