A/N not mine, I own nothing.

This is in response to a challenge that Tiff issued on our FB page, Steph Tart FF stories, for St. Patrick's Day. I hope I do it justice and that everyone enjoys it. It is a Tart, but let me know what you think!

Lynda

Green Beer, Undies and cabbage...

I was sitting on my couch drinking some hot tea with honey and lemon. I had been nursing a sore throat for the last few days, and my boyfriend, Bobby sent Lester over with this in hopes that it helps. I really hope it does.

Bobby and I are supposed to go to a St. Patrick's Day party at Darby O'Gill's pub. All the green beer, corned beef and cabbage we can stuff in ourselves. Plus, the irish soda bread with cinnamon butter...yumm!

I feel my throat begin to ease and I let out a sigh of relief. I know that Bobby, Lester, Tank and Ranger will all be here soon. I grab a hot and steamy shower and pull out my emerald green dress that I saved just for today.

Bobby comes up and his jaw drops when he see me. Ranger, Tank and Lester aren't far behind. Lester speaks up first.

"You may be Italian and Hungarian, but tonight you look like you could be Irish!"

We made our way to the pub. Lula, Connie and Ranger's date would be meeting us there. We were all surprised that Ranger had an actual date. I mean he had sworn off relationships completely after he and I had decided not to date each other.

As we walk into the pub I spot Randy Briggs right away. He was dressed as a leprechaun standing in a pot of gold. On top of his head he wore half of a rainbow.

"Reach into my pot o' gold! I guarantee you'll get a surprise!" He was yelling.

I lost it. Bobby had to practically carry me to our table in the back. We were early and just waiting on the rest of our party to arrive. I was already digging into my soda bread when the live band began to play, When Irish eyes are smiling, they weren't as good as Sean Connery singing it, but it'll do.

We heard a rather large commotion at the door. I look up in time to see Lula tripping over a clearly sloshed, Randy Briggs. Her neon green spandex dress ripped right up the back. revealing her bright green thong undies. Connie was standing there laughing so hard it looked like she was choking. Poor, Briggs, was being squashed like a bug, you couldn't even see him under Lula.

Then to make matters even worse, the poor waitress lost her tray of green beer and it spilled all over Ranger's date. I still didn't know her name, but she stormed out. Yelling in spanish the whole way.

Bobby kissed me and said, "I am do glad we are already sitting, because that would've been you."

"Ass."

"Ahhh, but you love my ass."

"Yeah, it is a nice one. I can even bounce a quarter off of it."

Lester had to put his two cents in, "I'll let you bounce one off of mine."

Tank promptly gibbsed him, with a rather hard shot to the back of his head.

"Thanks man. We need to make sure Connie knows what he just said," Bobby told him.

"Hey, Bobby?"

"Yeah."

"How about we go back to your place and you can pretend to be the leprechaun in the pot o' gold?"

Bobby threw some money on the table and yelled, "See you guys later. If you hear something like a banshee, don't worry it's just Steph."

The guys lost it and we made our way to the car.

"Happy St. Patrick's Day to all! May all the snakes be gone from Ireland, or in this case Trenton!" I hollered out as we left.