The Surreal Life of Everyday Characters like Spongebob, Patrick, Samuel Jackson, and others.
Chapter 1
Setting: In front of Texaco
Spongebob and Patrick blowing bubbles in front of the street
Spongebob: "It's a beautiful day to be blowing these great bubbles we just got huh,
Patrick?"
Patrick: "Uhmmm……..when did we get from under water????"
Samuel Jackson drives by slowly
S. Jackson: "What; tha??"
Spongebob accidentally blows a bubble in front of Samuel Jackson's car
S. Jackson swerves, and hits five telephone poles all at the same time each with a little bit of blood and sweat on them
He gets out limping and crying like a baby
Spongebob runs over to help
Spongebob: "Are you okay Mr.?"
S. Jackson: "What; tha??" "do I look okay?"
"Oh; Oh; you must be stuck on stupid or somethin……"
Spongebob: "I'm terribly sorry sir."
S. Jackson: "I don't give-a-damn about you' re sorry, can your sorry help my car?,
Hell knall!!" "Can chubby over there help my car?" "Hell to tha mothafuckinknall!"
"So unless one of ya'll niggas can offer some real help, get the fuck out my face, fo I beat ya'll ass!"