Konoha Full House

Me: Let's get this party started!

Summary: Rated T for drama and suggesting CERTAIN THINGS.

Basically, Kakashi is forced to adopt Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, Sai, Ino, Choji, Shikamaru, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Tenten, Neji, Kankouro, Temari, and Gaara. Let the chaos ensue.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Full House. Boo Hoo for me. I will not be sued.

I Dedicate this to my Bff, who moved to New York. I miss You!

Naruto: You're gonna make me live in the same house with…..HIM?! (points in fear at Rock Lee, who is happily consuming Root Beer)

Me: Yup.

Neji: It already sucks to be on the same team with him. Now I have to live with him?

Me: Yup.

Sakura: This is weird. You shouldn't do this to us. (Inner: I get to LIVE with Sasuke kuuuun!)

Me: I don't care.

Sasuke: It's not fair.

Me: See my first answer.

Naruto: I want ramen.

Me: Shut up or I'll feed you to Kisame.

On with the story!

(this takes place before the chuunin exam)

It was only last weekend the rouge attacked. They killed all of the Gennin's parents, except for those who've already died (including Gaara's, they moved here). So, I bring you to the present, at the Hokage's office. (I, vgirl720, am narrator. What I say goes)

"Kakashi, I don't care what you say. You're taking care of the kids." Tsunade was really mad at this point. She even threw two chairs out the window, which hit an unsuspecting Shizune. She didn't break any bones though. Back to the argument at hand. "Hokage-sama, I can't fit all of them in my home." Kakashi stated. "That's why you'll be using the newly constructed mansion in the middle of town." Now, who could argue with that? That place had a pool and spa, a kitchen that a chef would KILL for, and a bedroom for each gennin plus Kakashi. "Very well." (This is Kakashi's excited side)

All the Gennin were lined up outside the mansion. (Sorry, but it'll take a while to describe everyone) Sakura wore a red head band in her NATURAL pink hair. Her emerald eyes searched the mansion, locating her assigned room. She had a shocked expression on her face. She wore a red hoodie and a pair of tan caprees. (I'm sorry if I spelled that wrong) She had all her bags with her. Sasuke was expressionless as usual, with his chicken-butt shaped black hair, and coal eyes. He wore a black shirt and ripped jeans. Naruto was his hyper active self, searching for his room with a hopeless expression. His ruffled blonde hair was even more messy because of the wind. Sai was bored, ruffling his black hair, and staring blankly. Hinata's indigo bangs hung over her white eyes, her face was blush red, and she was thinking about the fact she'd be living with Naruto. Kiba sat bored with Akamaru on his head, and Shino was playing with his bugs. Ino was glomped onto Sasuke's arm, Choji was happily eating chips, and Shikamaru was asleep on the ground. The sand siblings were wearing the same expression of distaste. Neji was impassive, Tenten was reading, and Lee was standing next to Sakura, looking like a lost puppy.

Kakashi appeared in a puff of smoke, with a pair of keys to the gate. "Where were you?!" Naruto demanded. "We were supposed to meet at nine and it's twelve!" Sasuke smirked and said, "Hm? The monkey knows time? Who would've thought?" "Gaah! Shut up!" Naruto hollered. Kakashi broke the fighting boys up and said, "Ya know, the gate's open." The boys realized, after Kakashi disappeared again, that they were the only two out there. (Can't you just imagine their faces? OO ?)

"Hey, you. The old pervert that's supposed to watch us. Make. Us. Food. We're hungry." Temari commanded Kakashi, who was sitting and reading his perverted book. "Go make it your--" "AAEEEEKKK!" Kakashi was interrupted by a boy's scream. Kakashi sighed and walked upstairs.

"Kaaakaaashiiiii!" Naruto droned. "There's a SPIDER in my room the size of a HORSE!" "Naruto, stop exaggerating." Sakura demanded. She grabbed a newspaper and walked into his room. Then, she walked back out, with a blank expression, grabbed a pistol, and went back in the room. BANG. BANG. Silence. Then, she walked back out. Gaara stared at her with an odd expression on his face. (something like :0, hahahahaha) "Umm…..Sakura?" Kakashi asked. "Naruto was right. It WAS the size of a horse." Sakura said dimly.

That's all for now X(…………. Review, please)

Sasuke: heh…..dobe was scared by a spider.

Naruto: Hey, look. A flower.

Sasuke: AAH! It Buuuuurns!