So here you go, the first chapter, fully completed. Sorry if it's utterly terrible, it took me a while to complete it because I got very distracted.
Thanks to; WizerdBeards, lilykinz200 & SoapyTucker for reviews. And thank you to everyone who read the teaser.
I don't own any characters, they belong to Matt Stone & Trey Parker.
Tweek gripped the mug of coffee in his hand tighter, the very person he had been avoiding all day had just walked into Harbucks, Tweek slid down the chair he was sat in, as if trying to hide under the table. Closing his eyes tightly Tweek took another sip of his coffee hoping he wouldn't see him. That however was unlikely, since he probably came in here to look for him. Tweek heard the chair across from his drag along the floor.
"Shit," Tweek mumbled under his breath.
"You've been avoiding me Tweek." The monotone voice stated.
Tweek opened his eyes and looked once at Craig before diverting his gaze to the table. "I don't know what you're talking about."
"Yes you do, I went to your house and you didn't answer the door."
Tweek gulped, "I wasn't in.."
Craig rolled his eyes, "Yes you were, I saw you looking out of the window to see who was at the door."
"Oh, right.. I was busy?" Tweek said as if asking if it were the right answer.
"Of course you were Tweek, now tell me, why have you been avoiding me since I got back this morning?"
Tweek took another sip of coffee and looked around the almost empty coffee shop nervously. Two weeks ago Craig had left to visit his Clyde and his wife in Missouri, it was during these two weeks that Tweek Tweak came to the conclusion, that when not with Craig, his life felt empty, that he felt he couldn't cope with looking after his mother alone. After coming to this conclusion, he realized that he harbored strong feelings for the chullo wearing man sat across from him. Tweek hadn't had many friends through his life, Craig had been the only constant, people like Clyde, Token and Kevin, who he had been close with through his school years, had left to continue their lives. Tweek stayed to look after his mother, who had spiraled into a deep state of depression after his father left her when he was 12. The shock of almost losing his mother due to a suicide attempt shook him out of his nervous tendencies and forced him to grow up quickly. Craig on the other hand, didn't like change, it was too adventurous, and different, so he stayed in boring old South Park.
"I wasn't ignoring you, I was on my way to answer the door and I, uh, got distracted." Tweek nodded confirming his answer.
"Okay Tweek, I believe you." Craig's voice was patronizing, but Tweek ignored it, just so that the conversation would be over. "So, how's your mum?"
"She's been better, it's been kinda hard these past two weeks without your help.." Tweek trailed off and looked once again down at the table.
"I'm sorry, I told you you could have come with me, Clyde wanted to see you too.."
"But then who would have looked after mum? I can't leave her alone for longer than two days."
"I know, I know." Craig sighed.
Tweek looked up and drank the last of his coffee, placing the mug on the table. "So, what was it like?"
"What was what like?" Craig tilted his head a little in confusion.
Tweek sighed, shaking his head to rid him of thoughts of Craig being cute, "Y'know, seeing Clyde again, but a lot more under control."
Craig chuckled a little. "Well, it was weird, he seemed normal for once, Maria's got him pretty whipped, in a good way though, she's a nice girl."
"Really? I thought she was 'a stupid stuck-up whore who doesn't deserve Clyde, and probably doesn't even exist.' I mean, that's what you said when he first spoke to her online.." Tweek smirked as Craig's face fell.
"You know why I said that, I mean, he met her online! She could have been some 50 year old pedophile! But, I take my words back now, they're pretty perfect for each other.."
"So it had absolutely nothing to do with the boner you had for him? Or the fact that he was your first sexual experience?"
"Y'know? It's times like these that make me regret telling you anything. But alas, I have payback." Craig smirked evilly and Tweek's eyes widened. "What about you and McCormick? Didn't you two have a thing going on?"
"I-I don't know what you're talking about." Tweek's face turned a bright shade of red and Craig's smirk widened.
"Yes you do Tweek, don't lie to me. You fucked McCormick. He told me so himself, and your reaction has just proved it."
Tweek groaned and dropped his face to the table. "Just drop it, okay?" He mumbled against the table.
Craig chucked, "You started it, anyway, I want to celebrate being back home."
Tweek lifted his face off of the table and stared at Craig incredulously, "You, want to celebrate? You? What the fuck? Who are you and what have you done with the Craig Tucker I know?"
Craig lifted his middle finger and flipped Tweek off. "I went to a club with Clyde whilst I was there, and I got a taste for dancing when I'm plastered."
"Are you fucking serious? You are not Craig." Tweek smirked.
"Okay Tweek, whatever you say. Are you coming, anyway?" Craig asked, absentmindedly fiddling with his chullo.
"I can't, I don't want to leave my mum over night, she seemed a bit funny earlier." Tweek frowned.
"Please? I'm sure she'll be fine for a few hours, we'll go straight back to your place. I promise." Craig grabbed one of Tweek's hands with both of his.
Tweek sighed and pulled his hand from Craig's grasp, blushing slightly. "Seriously, Craig doesn't promise anything, you are not Craig. But yeah, I'll go."
Craig smirked, "Well, maybe I've been replaced by aliens. Okay, I'll pick you up at 9? I still need to unpack."
Tweek nodded and stood from his seat, pushing his seat in and waiting for Craig to stand. Tweek paid for his coffee and walked out after Craig. "I guess I'll see you later then.." Tweek said looking down at his shoes, his arms folded across his chest.
"Okay, later dude." Craig said, turning and lifting a hand at Tweek.
Tweek clenched his eyes and tried to steady his rapidly beating heart. Tweek had thought he was going to spontaneously combust when Craig grabbed his hand. When he calmed himself down, he took off in the opposite direction to Craig.
Whew, finished. Okay I'll start right away on the new chapter, and upload it as soon as I'm done, it may be a while, if it is I'm sorry, I have a job interview next week, so I'm really nervous!
If there's a problem with the story, message me or something, I'm not all that good at writing, I know .
Review please & all that crap :)
