This is not technically my first story but it is the first story that I am hell bent on finishing! This is a Naruto Fanfic with paring of KakuzuOC, ZetsuOC, and Tobi/MadaraOC. I feel like the weirdoes need love to. Everyone does an Akatsuki Fanfic but no one ever usually does Zetsu and Kakuzu. Zetsu awesome!

So anyway, I don't own anything but my OCs and my epic LOL jokes. I wish I owned Naruto because then the greatest anime characters alive wouldn't be dead.

Okay so I guess I'll start then!

Chapter 1!

…This is what happens…

"Open up your textbooks to page 347!"Said Ms. Dubois, "Today we will be learning how to prove triangles congruent!"

Why. Why are we learning how to prove triangles? Is proving triangles going to save my life one day? I highly doubt SAS (Side Angle Side) is going to prevent a robbery. I really could care less about the Pythagorean Theorem.

I put my head down on my desk with a huge sigh. I wonder what Theresa's doing right now?

Buuuzzz!buuuuuuuuzzz!buuuuuuuuzzzz!buuuuzz—

Speak of the devil..

My cell phone was in my hands. Taking a quick peak I notice that it wasn't psycho Terry but sweet heart Angelica. Her name is very appropriate considering she is such a literal angel! I have her name as Cherub under my contacts. She's just so sweet, I love her. I opened up my message from her.

Cherub: What time should I come by your house? Do you need me to bring anything?

Me: Come by like 5-ish nd yea bring the cookie-dough

I clicked send. I looked up back at the board, then at the clock. Only another 10 minutes and heellooo Glee Marathon!

"Would anyone like to tell me what the variable x is?" said the Geometry teacher. No. I put in my head phones and clicked play on my iPhone. I wiped my brand spankin' new case on my jeans. It was a Naruto Akatsuki case. I think I nearly shit rainbows when I got it yesterday in the mail. It was black, of course, with the akatsuki clouds all over it. Nothing special, but the Akatsuki are pretty hardcore so I guess that's why they're so cool. I know everything about them and I have them in plushies! My walls to my room are covered in anything Naruto related. I even have a picture of the creator of Naruto on there somewhere. Time passed pretty fast due to music so the bell rung. I was literally the first one in the hallway; already halfway to my locker by the time anyone had the chance to put their things in their bags. I took what I needed out of my locker and ran to meet up with my other friends. Theresa was standing with Angelica. Theresa was about 5'7". She had dark brown curly hair, down to her mid back that she kept under a hoodie all day. She was skinny with, like no curves at all. Her hazel eyes were always behind a pair of large black rimmed glasses. Angelica is, like I said, an angel. She had gorgeous sunny blonde hair that went to her waist. It was pin straight and practically glowed. She had doe-like blue eyes. Sky blue though. She was skinny too. Both she and Theresa had extremely fast metabolisms. She was only 5'0" and really shy. Well, not really shy, more like "didn't like to get into unnecessary quarrels" as she liked to put it. Me and Terry though? We are the ultimate badasses. Getting in fights is second nature for us. I'll admit, we're probably magnets for trouble. But, come on, talk shit get hit. Everybody knows that!

"Starfire, I'm coming on your bus to your house, you cool with that?" asked Theresa. That's my nickname. They call me Starfire from teen titans. Angelica says it's because I look like her a lot with my flaming red hair, down to my waist, and my emerald green eyes. We differ in skin tone though. While Starfire's skin is a Jersey Shore orange, mine is Twilight pale. According to my doctor I'm 5'5". I'm pretty skinny myself, but that's probably because I run on the school's varsity track team. I'm captain of the team. I feel like that's an accomplishment since I'm only a junior (16 years old, Angelica and Theresa are 16 too) I do sprints, long distance, and sometimes high jumps. My name is Wilma Stone, and I'm a jock (A/N: Hi Wilma!). I'm not a douche bag jock; I leave that job to the rest of the school.

"Cherub, you coming straight to my house?"

"I have to get my shirt"

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot" I said. We talked a little about our day. I skipped out on Track today, Co-Captain's got it, and went home with Terry after we walked Angelica to her bus. When we got to the house, Theresa immediately went straight to my room.

"Hey you bitch! Take off your shoes!" I slammed the door, dropped everything and ran upstairs. She was on my bed and her shoes were still on. Every-fucking-time!

"Get of my bed!" I pushed her to the ground.

"Ow! Dammit what's wrong with you!?"

"Your dirty shoes are where we're sleeping!"

She just rolled her eyes and went back downstairs to the living room. She got Glee season 2, and came back upstairs. My room had a TV in it so we could chill here. I have a king sized bed so whenever it's my turn to host the sleepovers we share my bed. This week we decided to have a glee marathon. We got the shirts from when they had to where white shirts that had their bad habits on it. Theresa hopped into my shower. I pulled out a pair of PJ pants for her to wear. They were fuzzy shorts with the akatsuki symbol everywhere. While I was waiting for my turn with the bathroom, I went to the kitchen to grab everything necessary for the sleepover. I grabbed soda out of the fridge and cups from the cupboard. I got chips and the large bag of lollipops I got from CVS the day before. I ran upstairs and quickly deposited them on my bed before going back downstairs to grab extra pillows from the living room. Theresa was out of the shower. She was on my bed soaking wet.

"Son of the virgin Mary and God!" I mean really! Why does she always do shit like this? She looked up from the Naruto manga she was reading.

"I thought you were an atheist"

"Noooo….I'm not" I answered, "Why would you think I was an atheist?"

She looked back down at volume 9 of the manga. We've read the entire Naruto series at least 10 times each over and over again. We can recite all of them word for word.

"Well you did say that you were going to start worshipping Jashin-sama and since he isn't real.."

I gasped dramatically.

"Blasphemy! Jashin-sama is real and one day he will reveal himself to the world and obliterate all of the non-believers!"

"Whatever you freaking schizophrenic"

"Fuck you, I'm going into the shower, get dressed" I went to my draw and got everything I needed. I dress in the bathroom because I have class. Just kidding I'm actually really insecure about my body so I prefer no one sees it. About an hour later I get out of the shower. I do my entire after shower business and leave the bathroom. I walk in and Angelica and Theresa are talking on my bed. Angelica was in a white tank top with the words TOO NICE is bold black letters on the front. She had on black long pants that had the words TOBI'S A GOOD BOY! In bold orange all over it as a design. I bought her those pants for Christmas last week. Theresa was wearing the akatsuki shorts and the white T-shirt with the word COW on the front. I mentally laugh at that. Physically she isn't fat but hot damn this girl can eat. My white T-shirt said ENVIORMENTAL ZEALOT on the front. I deny nothing. My pants were plaid black and red.

"Ready to get this party started!" without waiting for a reply I put the DVD in and click play. About 10 minutes into the fourteenth episode, I felt the darkness take me.

Abruptly I woke up with a jolt. A loud clatter from downstairs woke me up. I looked around my room. Angelica was in the middle with Theresa on the left and me on the right side of her. I noticed that the both of them were asleep still. I decided to check it out. Slowly climbing out of bed and grabbed my scissors from my desk drawer. I crept down my stairs, praying all the way that they didn't creek.

"…are they un" What the, "Were running out of time" my heart sped up.

"Shut up and keep looking around" I peeked around the corner. SHIT! Quickly but quietly I ran back upstairs and woke up Angelica and Theresa.

"Mmm what the hell Wilma" said Theresa. She was glaring at me. I would laugh but right now I don't think it's appropriate.

"Yeah, Will what's up?"

"SHHH quiet!" I whispered, "Someone's downstairs..." That woke them up. Quickly shuffling out of my bed they put on their bras, I slept in mine.

"Let's get them!" Theresa whispered.

"We can't, they aren't normal robbers, and we need to get the fuck out the house now"

"Why?" it was Angelica this time, "Did you see who it was?" I nodded

"Yes so we have to go now before they know we're here"

"Who?" it was Angelica again.

"Where are these brats! Un"

All three of us froze.

"They aren't real" said Theresa

"Whatever they are we need to go now"

We went toward my window and opened it. Unfortunately for us, it was made to evade non-ninjas with normal hearing. It creaked.

"Did you hear that?" said Sasori of the red sand, "They're upstairs" Without a second to spare Deidara and his puppet partner were right there in the flesh. Quick as a flash Sasori's scorpion tail thingy was around Angelica, the tip at her neck dripping poison.

"Come with us now or we kill your friend" He said

Oh my Jashin

That was the first chapter, like it? Review. Don't like it? Review anyway and say so, so that I don't waste my life on something that I have no talent on.