Disclaimer: Inu's Haori is Red, Miroku's Eyes Are Blue, I Don't Own Inuyasha, So Please Don't Sue!
Here Is A List Of Things You Will Never Hear Inuyasha Say, Think Or Do:
Looks at a box of ramen "no thanks…"
2. "Sorry" (unless forced)
3. Confess his feelings for Kagome (well... anything that involves a feeling other then hate…)
4. "I love cats"
5. "Miroku, I will bear your child"
6. "Koga, Kagome is yours"
7. " I don't wanna look for Shikon Shards"
8. "Meow"
10. "I just love my brother"
11. "Sesshomaru, I worship you..."
12. (Sesshomaru dies ) Crying "no! Come back! I miss you already!"
13. " I want to read a book"
14. " I Love you Miroku!"
15. " I want to go to school, learn, and go to college"
16. "I want to join Kagome in the Hot Springs!"
17. Let Naraku live, he's been through a lot.
18. (In front of his entire party, in a loud voice without blushing.) Kagome, I love you! Let's get married right now! Screw Kikyou and any thoughts about having been responsible for her death!
19. Runs off like an coward in the middle of a big fight.
20. Inuyasha is afraid to fight: " Kagome, you can take this one, while I run and hide behind one of those trees"
21. Go into an song and dance routine
22. "Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!" (With the dance)
23. Ya know this whole stupid 'Let's go collect the Jewel Shards' trip would be a LOT easier if we had one of those fancy movie cars like the Bat Mobile or a James Bond Car or something! But 'NoOoOoOoOo' Kagome says, 'Naraku will think of that! Bat Mobile is too loud, James Bond will sue'!
24. (While out on search for the Skikkon Jewl Shards) "Dammitt! We're missing the Superbowl!"
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