A/N: I was bored! Don't judge me! I'm a human being!
Disclaimer: Don't own it, that's so LAME! And such a drag… Hehe I love Shikamaru. He's in the top ten :)
Itachi tapped his chin repeatedly, looking at the t.v. screen. "Why doesn't she just kill everyone?" he wondered out loud.
Zetsu stood behind him, he stared at the girl. "She looks delicious..." "She sure does..."
Kisame walked into the room, with a rag in his hands and cup in the other. "*Sigh* Why do I have to do the dishes today?" Itachi turned around with his mangekyo sharingan on. "Okay, okay! Anyway... what did I miss?"
"Not much." Hidan said, bloodied just finished with a ritual. "You know, if she would just become Jashin-sama's believer, she wouldn't have to deal with this s***." he rested his hands on the back of the couch.
"Hidan! Don't f****** bleed on the sofa! Do you know how much these things cost?" Kakuzu screamed.
"I don't understand why I'm here." Sasori said, leaning against Deidara. He sighed. "The girl should just kill the bad guy and live happily ever after with that loser blonde dude. She should be happy." Everyone stared at him like he was a crazed idiot.
Deidara clung onto the couch pillow for dear life, staring intently at the screen."C'mon, HINATA! KICK THAT JERK'S LILY ASS!" Deidara jumped up from his seat and screamed.