Dear _,
Hello! I know it's probably been awhile since you've seen me. I can't tell you how much I love you for staying with me even through my accidental absences. I try to get as close as I can to the last time I saw you. The only reason I'm writing this is because for me, it's been a couple of months since I saw you. I felt bad that I hadn't really taken the TARDIS for a nice long joyride in a few hundred years. With so many friends all wanting a turn in her though, it's hard to get some time alone with her. I'm glad you understand that a man needs some time with just himself and his TARDIS.
I've been to so many places that I'll have to take you! I went to a planet inhabited completely by snails and bought you the most wonderful dress! But get this- it's made completely of snail slime! Somehow they collect it after it gushes out of their little snail slime holes and use it to make thread! I'm not really sure how they sew though, considering they're tiny and slow. It really is beautiful, though. Maybe I can take you out on a human-date and you can wear it. I'm still wanting another try after the way our first one went. I know you keep saying you loved it, but I want to have another go at it. Maybe this time no one will try to give me a wedgie.
I miss you so much. I still want to take her out for a bit longer, though. Maybe when I get back, you'll finally be brave enough to take her out for a spin. She doesn't hate you, you know. She doesn't love you, either. It's kind of an in between thing. You don't bother her. That's good, isn't it? As long as you're gentle with her, she should be fine with you. And I'm happy you've been talking to her. Most of them don't take me seriously when I tell them to do that. She's definitely warmed up to you a lot more since you've started doing that.
Well, anyway. I've been traversing the library and found one of your books you left in there. Something about a boy that lives with some horrible relatives until a giant guy takes him to wizard school? It seems familiar, perhaps I've read it before. If I have, it's been awhile. Now I can enjoy it again!
I miss you too much. I my missing you is actually starting to take the physical embodiment of a hernia or something. In my heart. Really hurts. Heart hernias are the worst. I can't wait to be home and kiss you again. That sounds weird. Kiss you. This regeneration has never been fond of kissing, but when you actually do it, it's a lot more fun. Not that I've never kissed a girl before, it's just that I never had anyone like you to do it with. Oh goodness, that sounded wrong. Ignore that! Anyway, I love you! I'll be home soon, hopefully.
Hugs and kisses,
The Doctor