Hi again! This is FreakyGeniusGirl and FreakyNocturnalGirl here with a crack Turkey Day fic, featuring Jella! Haha, we had a LOT of fun writing this, and I hope it'll evoke some laughs! Everybody loves Turkey Day, so we thought we'd concoct this lovely one-shot for you all! What'd it take us...fifteen minutes? Yeah. It did.
Anyways, hope you guys like it!
"Ella! The turkey's on fire! What do we do, what do we do!?!"
"Where's the bucket, Jason?!"
"Uh...I don't know! Oh my God! We're going to die! ALL BECAUSE OF THE EVIL TURKEY!!! I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE BOUGHT THE CHICKEN!"
"I know the turkey is evil, but the chicken tastes like crap, so turkey was the only option!"
"Ella! The TURKEY IS GOING UP IN FLAMES! CALL 911!"
"But I don't want to waste my minutes..."
"ELLA! TURKEY! FIRE! 911!"
"FINE! Give me your phone, then!"
"...Uh, I don't know where it is."
"Dammit, Jason! Ugh, fine! I'll use mine, but you're paying for my minutes!"
"...Don't I always...AHH! TURKEY! FIRE! CALL HELP! NOWWWW!"
"Stop pressuring me!! Hello, officer?! MY TURKEY'S ON FIRE!! ...WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING?!?!"
"TELL HIM TO HURRY! I DON'T THINK WE HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT!"
"DAMMIT, GET YOUR STUPID-ASS FIRE CREW HERE THIS VERY INSTANT!! ...NO, I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S THANKSGIVING MORNING JUST GET OVER HERE AND PUT OUT THE DAMN FIRE!"
"Ooh, tell him that there's also a huge fire at the Robinsons down the street...hey look, Ella! There roof is collapsing. How 'bout that."
"Ooh, really? Well, whaddya know... Whatever, back to the situation at hand. OUR TURKEY IS ON FIRE!!"
"ELLA! IT'S SIZZLING! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEE!"
"NO!!!! OUR HAIR IS TOO AWESOME FOR US TO DIEEEE!!"
"SOMEBODY SAVE US!"
"HELP US!!!!"
"PLEASE!?!"
"TURKEY OF DESPAIR, BEWARE!"
"THE GODS HATE US!!!!"
"TURKEY GODS, IF YOU CAN HEAR US, PLEASE DON'T KILL US YET!"
"Wait, what the crap is the turkey of despair?"
"Uh, I don't know. But it sounded cool."
"Ooh, good idea, though. It does sound cool."
"Doesn't it? Hey Ella! Look, the fire went out!"
"Really? Well, that saved us a lot of trouble! Hey, officer, tell your lazy-ass crew that they don't have to come!"
And there it was, our Jella-crack! Hope it got a few laughs from you!
Review, please! And happy early Thanksgiving!