Sasuke Kissed A Girl Chapter 1: Sasuke Kissed Naruto, a naruto fanfic

Me- Wow!! Two One-Shots in one day! Ok! So this is about Sasuke getting drunk, kissing Naruto, and Singing. Rated M for Swearing and Slight Yaoi. Please Enjoy!^0^

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"WEEEEEEE!!!!" Screamed a hyper Naruto as he swung around the room. The sake in his bottle spilling a little.

Naruto and Sasuke had just come back from a A-ranked misson and after all the blood and fighting found peace in the bottle of sake.

"Dope" Said a blushing Sasuke "Come 'ere."

As soon Naruto fell down next to him Sasuke grabbed the back of Naruto's head and pulled him into a sloppy wet kiss that ending with a large smack as Naruto fell backwards, passed out.

"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!"

Saukra whom had come in only a moment before saw the kiss and now stood in shock. However it got worse as Sasuke started singing in a bad imitation of a girls voice that was WAY off key.

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

Naruto groggily sat up from the noise and watched along with Sakura as Sasuke started jumping up and down while swinging his hip (Or trying too) as he continued to sing.

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Sakuras jaw was now on the floor as Sasuke took another swig of his sake.

No, I don't even know your name

"Ot's Natuto." Naruto slurred.

It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game

"He *Hic* Hey!"

Just human nature
It's not what, good girls do

'Girls?!?!?' Thought Sakura

Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

'Hang on!' Thought Sakura as Sasuke started to jump up and down again only to fall on his ass. 'Naruto's a guy. Why the hell is he singing 'girl'!?!? AND WHAT BOYFRIEND!?!?!!?'

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

'SASUKE'S GONE MAD!!!!!!!' Screamed Inner-Sakura

Not being able to handle it anymore Sakura shouted, "Sasuke! Naruto's a GUY!!!!"