Hello all my lovely lovelies!

Anywho, here's a new fanfic by your's truly ^_^

Basic premise: Cartman apologizes for everything he's ever done to Butters. This includes apologizes from episodes like AWESOME-O, Cartman Sucks, Casa Bonita, and etc…

So since this is also based on the show, this fanfic will probably never be completed per se.

And my own apologies in advance if it takes a while for me to update…

Enjoy! And I own nothing, obviously.

It had been two months since Cartman and Butters began their secret relationship together. Two months of giggles, secrets, and inside jokes that only they were in on. Two months of Butters wanting to shout to the world that he was in love and two month of Cartman making sure he kept his mouth shut.

After all, what would everyone think if they found out he was a fag? And not only that, but with Butters no less! He wasn't ashamed, exactly. In fact, he was quite proud he could bag a cutie like Butters. He had really grown into his own in the recent years, no one could argue that, but still, Cartman couldn't let everyone think he was a pussy. So no, no one could possibly know about him and Butters, no matter what.

"Eric, how b-bad can it possibly be? I-I mean, n-no one really cares who's gay and who isn't." Butters was trying again in vain to convince his boyfriend to reveal the truth to everyone. They were standing behind the school, it was before the start of the day so even the Goths weren't there yet.

"What did I tell you about the stuttering, Butters?" Cartman rolled his eyes. All of his boyfriend's nervous ticks always annoyed him.

"Oh, sorry." Butters covered his mouth and looked down.

"And why do you want everyone to know? Isn't this better, you know. It just the two of us, no on else." Cartman purred as he pulled the blond over to him and began to nibble on his neck.

"Well, yea, I guess but Eric." Butters placed his hands on the brunette's wide chest to pull away, but he couldn't find the strength to do it. "Eric, c'mon, I'm being serious. Ah!" He couldn't help but let out a moan.

"I'm being seriously too Butters," he whispered into his neck. He groped the blond's body and smiled as he heard quiet moans and groans coming from him.

The argument was soon abandoned, but then the bell rang for school to start.

"God dammit," Cartman complained as he let his little pixie go.

"We're not done with this conversation, mister." Butters pouted, stabbing a finger into the brunette's chest.

"Yea, yea. Whatevah Butters." He grinned, thinking Butters' serious face was too cute, he couldn't help but kiss him one last time.

Butters blushed, "We're talking some more about this. I'm not going to forget!" He tried to stand his ground.

"We're going to be late Butters." Cartman teased.

"Oh hamburgers!" The blond gathered his things and ran into the building, fretting being late to his first period class again. It's happened a lot since these early morning meetings became a regular occurrence.

Oh hamburgers? Seventeen and he still says such idiotic things? Cartman shook his head, but smiled. Those idiotic things were too endearing for him to really reprimand Butters about. After waiting a while to allow enough distance between his secret boyfriend and himself, the bulky teenager entered the building and headed towards his class.

I hope you liked this beginning.

Comments/critiques/questions/etc ARE SO MUCH APPRECIATED!