Author's Note: This particular idea has been taunting me for quite awhile now and so I finally succumbed.
Enjoy!
IRON WARRIOR
by: Kori Ju
At Helm's Deep...
"On the white corner, the race of Men and elves with their bows and arrows and swords!"
Elves and men stood on top of the wall their bows notched.
"On the black corner, Orcs with their ugly faces and guttural vocals!"
Said orcs on the other side of Helm's Deep slamming their spears on the ground.
"READY! FIGHT!"
ding ding
Arrows are released on command as orcs approach Helm's Deep with a hidden battering ram and ladders. Swords are released and the sound of clashing metal is heard.
Morning comes and the race of Men and a few lucky elves are within Helm's Deep until a message from a certain wizard is remembered. The few who are still kicking and screaming decides to ride out.
"The white corner wins by default due to the new arrivals lead by Gandalf!"
Fin