Metal Gear in College

By. xXvampANDraidenXx

Chapter One: Dear Dairy

Let's talk this over

It's not like we're did

Was it something I did

Or was it something you said

'Happy Ending' by Avril Lavigne

It was September of the year 2014 and there was the Homecoming football game at MGS College. The hallways were vacant, as were most dorm rooms. In all of the male dorms, only two men remained behind instead of going to watch the famous sport, and both shared a hallway. Neither man knew the other remained behind though, so they kept to themselves.

The room belonging to one man was decorated lavishly with trophies and posters of pin-up models. This man sat on his bed with his black hair slicked back into a messy ponytail as he wrote in his secret dairy.

September 16, 2014

Dear Dairy,

Today in Chemistry I thought about how my nose diorama.

There were a few quandaries along the way………………

"Reach for the stars, not drugs"

Anyways, sorry, I'm silly.

My nose diorama is the best. It's commended regularly. The contest is in two weeks, and I know that I will definitely win the golden triumph fork.

In other news, there is a fairly new student. Fair hair, lofty in stature, HE'S QUITE PRETTY~7

I think he would make.

Does that mean he likes to sex a lot?

I sure hope so.

Good night dairy. There's a long day tomorrow, and I need sleep.

-Vamp (chu ^.^)

Meanwhile, in the opposite dorm, there was another lonesome man. He had fair hair, he was lofty in stature, and was quite pretty, just as Vamp had said.

He was painting his D: very own nose diorama that Vamp knew nothing off.

Meanwhile, He thought about how his raven-haired acquaintance looked like an angel –not the regular kind, but the really cool kind that's all dark and stuff. And he thinks that he's pretty handsome and he kind of likes him and wants to be his friend and he heard about the nose diorama contest and he thinks that if he wins that maybe the angel-man will think he's cool and then they can be friends…or more?

Raidne thinks that maybe.

He's going to write in his own secret dairy, this one's pink. So he puts away his nose diorama to where his nose roommate won't find it because then he will be nosy about it and Raiden doesn't want that very much.

9/16/14

Deary Dair,

I saw a handsome fellow today who looked kind of cool and I think I like him. Every time I see him it makes my heart beat fatser, and that means a crush, right? My dad still hasn't accepted my gayness, but I think he will once he sees that I've picked such a handsome man. Then he'll be like, "Jacky boy, why did I ever doubt you?" And things will be cool like they used too be.

I'm working on my awesome nose diorama, and my artistic skills are really good. So I'm going to sleep, nighttt!

-Raiden.

P.S. I'm hungry! I think I'll go eat at McMerchant's tomorrow.

Disclaimer: I don't own Metal Gear Solid or anything like that, but that would be kind of cool.

A/N: There's the first chapter of my new Metal Gear Solid story, it's my first story so please be nice, kay? Um, I think it's kind of weird and funny that dairy the milk and dairy the book you write in are spelled the same, yeah?

-xXvampANDraidenXx