Karen: *tilts head*

Kelsey: *tilts Karen's head back to normal position* Your head needs duct-taping...

Kia: *passes duct-tape*

Karen: Thanks.

Kia: You want the green, the yellow, the white, or the regular duct tape?

Karen: Ooh..colors...greed.

Kia: *tosses green duct tape*

Kelsey: Greed...*shakes head* Don't get greedy!

Karen: I MEANT green…*catches and duct tapes head back on* I'm not greedy!

Kelsey: Give me the duct tape.

Kia: *blinks and looks at picture of Jin* He's so cute, like a little kid...o.o Which color?

Kelsey: Original, please.

Kia: *tosses original to Kelsey*

Kelsey: *tapes Karen's mouth shut*

Karen: MMFFFF….MMFFFFFF!

Kia: Ummm..Karen...? *sweatdrops*

Kelsey: *laughs evilly*

Karen: NUUUFFFFFFFF!

Kia: *takes duct tape off carefully*

Kelsey: *puts more on*

Karen: HEYFFFFF…

Kia: *looks over at Kelsey sternly*

Kelsey: *looks back*

Kia: Kelsey...

Karen: FJLDFFFF.

Kia: *takes off duct tape*

Karen: Thank you

Kelsey: *puts more on*

Karen: FFFFF.

Kia: -.-

Kelsey: Moooooooose!

Kia: Oh, no.

Karen: *something like "I hate you Kelsey" comes out of mouth*

Moose: ! *stampedes*

Karen: *runs*

Kia: EEEEEYYAAAAHHHHH!*runs*

Moose: MOOOOOOOSE!!!! *runs into Karen...is stuck to duct tape*

Kelsey: Uh...aaaaaaaah! *runs backwards*

Kia: Holy crud....

*something like "DAMNIT NOT AGAIN!" comes out of duct taped mouth*

Moose: ! *picks up Kelsey*

Kelsey: NYAAAAAAAAA!!! I AM MOOSE-FOOD!!!

Kia: Ummm....

Kelsey: HELP US!!! KIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Karen: Mooses don't eat Kelseys...they eat grass.

Kia: What'm I SUPPOSED TO DO??

Moose: ? *looks at Kia*

Kelsey: MOOOOOOOSE!!!!

Kia: o.o Crud and astringent pomite fruit.

Moose: *runs*

Kia: *runs away*

Moose: *chases*

Karen: *silent "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"*

Kia: Bad moose!!

Kelsey: *reaches over, rips off duct tape*

Karen: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DUCT TAPE AND MOOSE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Kia: *stops* Damn! Okay, fine. *materializes SPIRIT WHIP. flicks whip* Bring it on, moose.

Moose: ? *materializes boogey of moose snot*

Karen: Ewwww…

Kia: Eeep!

Moose: *snrrrrrrrrrrrrk*

Kia: *ducks*

Kelsey: Ew! EWEWEEWEWEWEWEEWEWE!!! IT'S RIGHT ABOVE MEH!!!

Moose: *sucks it back in*

Karen: Mommy *cowers*

Kia: *blinks* Nani??

Kelsey: *claps hand over mouth* I'm gonna be sick...

Karen: Me too.

Kia: *sweatdrops* Okay, now what?

Moose: *spits snot*

Kia: *ducks*

Karen: *gags* Nasty

Kelsey: *is dropped* Ow!

Kia: *takes deep breath* PUG PACK, ASSEMBLE!!!

Pugs: Snort snort snort snort....*charge up*

Karen: Pug pack? Do I WANT to know?

Kia: ^.^ my pack o' pugs.

Karen: I see. Cute.

Moose: ?

Kia: *flicks whip* You made me mad, Moose. I'm calling the youkai boys.

Kelsey: MOOOOSE!

Moose: ! *runs up*

Kia: *inches away*

Karen: WAIIIIIT! I'm still here! *whimpers* Help me...help mee…

Moose: *is agitated*

Kia: Kurama, Hiei, Jin, Touya! *summons youkai boys.*

Hiei: Hn. *stares at moose*

Moose: Mooose moo mooose moosey!

*herd of meese appear*

Kia: Eeeep!

Karen: No more...no more...

Kia: Umm....Kurama pull out a whip...Hiei...distract the mooses..or meeses...or...umm...the things. Jin and Touya...o.o go save Karen.

Moose: *flies into the air*

Kia: They fly?

Karen: I guess so…HEEEELP!

Kelsey: Nuuuu!! *grabs moose's leg.*

Moose: *continues to fly*

Kelsey: NUUUU!!!! HELP!!!!

Hiei: Hn. Baka moose. *attacks mooses*

Jin and Touya: *go grab Karen*

Karen: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Meese: MEEEEEESE!!!! *trample Hiei*

Kia: HIEI!

Hiei: o.o Hn. BAKA MOOSE! *punches meese*

Meese: ?

Kurama: *pulls out whip and attacks the meese*

Meese: *bites Hiei*

Meese of Doom: *eats whip*

Hiei: BASTARD!

Kurama: o.o my whip....

Meese: ? Meese me meesey meese?

Karen: FORGET THE MEESE SAVE ME!

Kia: *faces meese* Look, what do you want?

Jin: *grabs Karen off moose and flies into the air*

Meese: ....for you to die...

Kia: *scared* You speak!

Karen: Thank you thank you thank you...

Moose: *flies*

Jin: Uh...no problem, lass.

Kelsey: NYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Karen: Can we get on the ground now? Think I'm having a heart attack

Jin: Whoops. *flies down and sets Karen down*

Kelsey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Kia: *flicks whip* Hold on, Kelsey!

Karen: Thank you. *goes to cower in a corner*

Kia: *whistles* BIRDZILLA!!!!!

Moose: ! *flies in other direction*

Fly: Squawk? *flies up and grabs Kia, soaring up after Moose*

Moose: ! *flings snot at Fly*

Fly: *evades*

Karen: *continues to cower*

Kia: ^.^ Birdzilla!

Moose: ...*flings more snot along with various other bodily fluids*

Fly: *flies down*

Jin:*flies up and grabs Kelsey*

Kelsey: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Karen: *gets splashed with the various other bodily fluids* EWWWWW!

Kelsey: *punches Jin*

Jin: Ouch!

Kelsey: EVIL!!!!

Jin: Noooo….

Kelsey: DIE, RAPIST SCUM!!!

Kia: Kelsey, he's trying to help you!!

Kelsey: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Karen: *laughs at Jin*

Jin: *looks at Kia, who shrugs apologetically*Ouch...*rubs head*

Kelsey: *bites Jin*

Jin: *lands on ground*You're a nice lass, you are!

Kia: *mutters* Fly!

Kelsey: YAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! *jumps Jin*

Karen: Isn't she though? HELLO! I'm covered in moose bodily fluids!

Kia: *o.o*

Kelsey: Yeah, that's why I'm not touching you.

Jin: *flies higher to evade psycho Kelsey* Umm..*looks at Kia* Help....

Karen: I feel the love, Kelsey.

Kia: Oy vay. *nudges Fly*

Fly: *soars up and grabs Kelsey*

Kelsey: *random words*...KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jin: DON'T PUNCH ME!

Kelsey: KILL!!!!!! *grabs Jin's ankle*

Kia: Kelsey! Let go of the wind demon...

Karen: Mommy. *cowers*

Moose: *nuzzles Karen*

Kia: What the…?

Karen: AHHHHHHH GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY

Moose: *sad*

Touya and Kurama: *sweatdrop*

???: ROAR!

*Dun dun DUN! Streng flies in to save the day!*

Kelsey: KILL! KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL!!!

Hiei: BAKA MOOSE!!

Moose: *sad*

Kelsey: KILL JIN!!!!!!!!!! *bites Jin's ankle*

Jin: Ouch!

Streng: *Looks around, and then goes to Disco Land*

Kia: Kelsey, stop!

Kelsey: *dangles in the middle of the air from Jin's ankle*

Karen: Stupid Dragon! COME BACK HERE!

Twili's Ghost: *appears*

Kia: *pries Kelsey off*

Karen: Yay! *dances*

Twili's Ghost: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!

Kelsey: No! *struggles* Must...kill...Jin!

Kia: Um…

Karen: *cowers under dandelion* Meep.

Kia: No, don't kill Jin! No killing friends!!

Twili's Ghost: *pries Strength out of Disco Land*

Streng: *sighs* ROAR.

Twili's Ghost: *goes to Disco Land*

Kelsey: But...*leaps at Jin*

Kia: KELSEY! *drags her back* If you have to kill someone, kill Sakyo...*Sakyo appears*

Kelsey: NUUUUUUU!!!!!! Arrrrg...*gurgle* And didn't he already die?

Kia: Yes and no.

Strength: Blast. *grabs Kelsey from Jin* Stay Twili's former rider.

Kelsey: Arrrg...*bites Strength*

Kia: Whooooo, boy…

Streng: Bad Twili's former rider*disappears to Disco Land to find Twili*

ACK! *is dragged to Disco Land*

Streng: *even whinier* TWILI...

Kelsey: I CAN'T SEE! *pause* I'M BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!!!!!!!!!!

Streng: You're fine

Kia: SIRANO!

Sirano:*flies to Disco Land*

Sirano: Streng!

Kelsey: *jumps*

Streng: *innocent* Yes?

Sirano: Let go.

Kelsey: *has jumped*

Sirano: *catches*

Streng: You aren't any fun.

Sirano: Of course not. I'm the queen.

Streng: I'm gonna go find a green that's more fun than you.

Sirano: Bum. *flies back to the others and releases Kelsey*

Kelsey: KIIIIIIIIL JIN!

Streng: *Goes back to Fire Mountain*

Kia: NO! You can't kill Jin! He's my friend!

Karen: Damnit. Not this again. Maybe I should get my more sensible dragon.

Sirano: I can go now?

Kia: *nods*

Karen: Or maybe not.

Jin: *peeks behind Kia* Is she gone...?

Kelsey: *jumps Jin* You're cute!

Kelsey: KILL JIN!

Jin: Crazy lass! *runs*

Kelsey: *chases* LET ME KILL YOU!!! THEN WE CAN EAT MOOSE!

Karen: *cowers*

Touya: *looks at Karen* Please don't tell me you're like that.

Jin: Kiiiiaaaaaaaa!!!!

*both run off into the sunset*

Karen: Normally no. But when dealing with Kelsey...yes

Kia: …extremely…

Touya: Shall I inch away from you, then?

Karen: You shall.

Touya: Arigatou. *inches away*

Kia: -.- oh, boy. *borrows Botan's oar and chases after Kelsey*

Moose: *nuzzles Karen*

Kia: KELSEY, RELEASE THE JIN!

Karen: Awwww….thank you. It's all romantic and everything now

Moose: ?

Kia: *pouts* 'cept for me.

Karen: Kelsey has Jin and I have you...I've utterly desired you moose!

Kia: *o.o*

Pug pack: snort snort snort...*they all look at Hiei and Kurama*

Kurama: ...oh, dear.

Moose: *in love*

Karen: *Hearts for eyes*

Kia: Oh, lovely… *hops on oar and grabs Jin*

Kelsey: Nooooooooo! *grabs Jin's leg*

Kia: *sweatdrop* Ah, dragon disco...

Kelsey: Ehehehehe...

Karen: 'Kay. *hops on moose's back* Let's ride!

Streng: Ah Ah ah ah Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Jin: You saved me! *hugs Kia*

Kia: *grabs oar* Stop, I can't steer!

*At FM, Streng strikes the famous John Travolta pose*

Moose: *gallops off into the sunset*

Sirano: *whaps him with her tail*

Amira: *hearts for eyes*

Kelsey: *latches onto oar* NUUUU!!! I LOVE YOU JIN! I WANT TO KIIIIIIILL YOU!

Streng: Disco will always live! *twitch*

Amira: Ooooh!!! AUTOGRAPH! I WANNA AUTOGRAPH!

Jin: Help meeeeeeee!!!!

Amira: *bats eyelashes*

Hiei: Hn. *latches onto Kelsey's leg*

Kia: *struggling to stay on oar* Umm...guys...

Streng: I'm taken. *heart eyes at Blaze*

Karen: MOOOSE

Blaze: *strikes pose*

Kia: *attempts to strike pose on oar and falls off*

Karen: *strikes pose on moose and then falls off*

Touya, Jin and Kurama:....

Pug Pack: snort snort!! *strike poses*

Hiei: Hn. Baka ningens. *stalks off*

Kelsey: *kisses Jin*

Jin: o.o

Kia: ^.^ awww...