Its Christmas at Digi City Ground Zero

Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon or "Its Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al Yankovic. I was Crazy Enough to combine the 2.

It's Christmas at Digi City ground zero
Matt's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and The Teenage Wolves are singing
While the air raid sirens blare and the shields buzz

It's Christmas at Digi City ground zero
The button has been pressed
Izzy just let us know
That this is not a test

Every Digi-Port is filled with Terrorists
It's the end of the Digital World
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time for The Digidestined to face their final destiny

It's Christmas at Digi City ground zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the deletion cloud

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better tell your Digimon to shoot to kill

It's Christmas at Digi Cityground zero
And if there's anything left
I'll go out with you and see all the new
digital mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas at Digi City ground zero
Just milliseconds left to go
Tai'll duck and cover with Sora
Underneath the mistletoe

It's Christmas at Digi City ground zero
Now the EMP missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get deleted and nuked
On this jolly holiday

NOTE:This is in NO way,shape or form supporting the terrorists! For all i care, Osama Bin Laden can SHOVE IT!