Gandalfs Experience
by radishpants
[A/N: Written in ten minutes, at 2am in the morning when me and my sister were having a laugh about Gandalf. Not to be taken seriously. **SLASH** dont be offended.]
[Disclaimer: I am not in any way affiliated with Tolkien Enterprises, Peter Jackson and New Line productions. I do not own the characters, just put them into seedy situations. Do not sue me :p ]
Gandalf arrived in the Shire upon a great pink horse and cart. The familiar crowd gathered round the tall wizard to welcome them to their homes. "Gandalf!" A little voice shouted. It was Sam Gamgee, a gardener, who was always on his knees getting dirty. Gandalf licked his lips and shouted, "Hello! Can I come in for a bite?"
"Sure," the hobbit replied.
They ran to Sam's house. It was small and Gandalf had to duck down. "What would you like Gandy?" Gandalf let out a groan and answered, "A little bit of sausage?" Sam looked at the experienced wizard. "Long or short?"
"Whatever you wish."
Sam served up a fat sausage. Gandalf picked it up with his manicured hands and sucked the top of it. Sam got a boner. The wizard started ramming the sausage in and oiut of his mouth, between his lips and let out another groan. Sam looked at Gandalf. The wizard was rubbing his staff seductively.
"Come here, young 'un."
Sam walked over and Gandalf ripped of Sam's breeches. He started to play with the hobbits knob. He let out a yell. Gandalf began to suck on it so much Sam trembled.
"Your so good!" "Thanks, now bend over Sam."
Sam obeyed him and Gandalf unzipped his flowery peach dress. He rammed his willy right up Sams little bum hole. Sam shouted "Yes!!"
Suddenly they heard a shout. Merry jumped int the room through the window and started giving Sam a handy. "Oh Yes! Come on thats it baby!!" Gandalf shouted in glee.
They all had a rest.
Gandalf poured himself a cup of tea. "Now," he sighed, "Wheres that Frodo?"
[A/N: Written in ten minutes, at 2am in the morning when me and my sister were having a laugh about Gandalf. Not to be taken seriously. **SLASH** dont be offended.]
[Disclaimer: I am not in any way affiliated with Tolkien Enterprises, Peter Jackson and New Line productions. I do not own the characters, just put them into seedy situations. Do not sue me :p ]
Gandalf arrived in the Shire upon a great pink horse and cart. The familiar crowd gathered round the tall wizard to welcome them to their homes. "Gandalf!" A little voice shouted. It was Sam Gamgee, a gardener, who was always on his knees getting dirty. Gandalf licked his lips and shouted, "Hello! Can I come in for a bite?"
"Sure," the hobbit replied.
They ran to Sam's house. It was small and Gandalf had to duck down. "What would you like Gandy?" Gandalf let out a groan and answered, "A little bit of sausage?" Sam looked at the experienced wizard. "Long or short?"
"Whatever you wish."
Sam served up a fat sausage. Gandalf picked it up with his manicured hands and sucked the top of it. Sam got a boner. The wizard started ramming the sausage in and oiut of his mouth, between his lips and let out another groan. Sam looked at Gandalf. The wizard was rubbing his staff seductively.
"Come here, young 'un."
Sam walked over and Gandalf ripped of Sam's breeches. He started to play with the hobbits knob. He let out a yell. Gandalf began to suck on it so much Sam trembled.
"Your so good!" "Thanks, now bend over Sam."
Sam obeyed him and Gandalf unzipped his flowery peach dress. He rammed his willy right up Sams little bum hole. Sam shouted "Yes!!"
Suddenly they heard a shout. Merry jumped int the room through the window and started giving Sam a handy. "Oh Yes! Come on thats it baby!!" Gandalf shouted in glee.
They all had a rest.
Gandalf poured himself a cup of tea. "Now," he sighed, "Wheres that Frodo?"