Beth: Okay, I know, I know, I don't own any of these characters, although sometimes Barret let's me rent Vincent for three gil an  hour.

Vincent: What???


Beth: Or, Elena let's me rent Reno for 24 gil an hour….

Reno: What????


Beth: But I don't own them, now! ONWARD AND UPWARD INTO THE STORY!!!!!!!!

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(Junon Harbor)

Cloud: Now, how do we get to the other side of this big puddle?

Beth: How about we, uh….  Go in that boat?

Vincent: But how would we get on that boat and not be spotted?

(Later, On the boat to Costa Del Sol)

Beth: (wakes up) I am not dead yet! Don't burry me! (sits up too fast and smacks her head on the coffin lid) Ouch…. (falls back and holds her head, a goose egg already starting to form)

Vincent: (sighs) Will you hush? They are going to find us!

Beth: (whispers) Sorry!

Vincent: (whispers) Who's idea was this anyways? I mean, us sharing a coffin?

Beth: (whispers) Seems fitting… at least we aren't like Cid, Barret and Nanaki in that crate…

(In the crate)

Barret: Mov' yer *($$%%# tail you moron!

Cid: No! Don't move your tail! Don't move your tail!!!

Nanaki: I am sorry guys…. I have a flame tail, it's not that big of a deal.


Barret: Oh, YES IT IS! This crate is WOODEN!

Cid: Will you be quiet we will be %#$%) caught!

Barret: (whispers) Sorry!

(Back in the coffin)

Vincent: (whispers) So, remind me how we got stuck in this coffin?

Beth: (whispers) Because Cloud wanted to be packed in the crate with the three other girls….

(Another crate)

Cloud: Hey… while we are waiting?

Aeris: Don't touch me right now….

Tifa: Pervert!

Yuffie: Baka!

(several slaps are heard)

(back in the coffin)

Beth: Yeesh, doesn't Cloud remember that we have that stupid Highwind now anyways?

Cid: (from his crate) Who you calling STUPID!


Beth: No, it's logically… we have Vincent, Cid and Cait Sith… we don't need to travel like this anymore!

Vincent: (sitting up quickly) Then why didn't you say so to begin with? (Smacks his head on the lid to his coffin) OUCH!


Beth: (still holding her now bleeding head) Ha ha! Told you!

Vincent: (holds his head) Shut up.

Cloud: (From his crate) HEY! The girls nailed my crate shut… could someone please…. HELP me?

Cid: Nope.


Beth: (coming out of the coffin) Nope.

Vincent: Nah.

Barret: Nope

Aeris: NO!


Tifa: Uh-uh…


Yuffie: Nothing doing….

Nanaki: Forget you!

Beth: Yeah! Let's all go to the Turtle Paradice pub and get wasted!

(They all leave)


Cloud: Hello?.................someone?..................... can someone let me out? I am running out………..of…………air…………..Hello???? ANYONE?

Reno: Damn, you are one sad, sorry little girl…


Beth: Thank you

Vincent: That was… short

Beth: And, if I may go out on a limb… G.

Vincent: WHAT? Oh, I am having a heart attack! Beth wrote a G rated fic!!!!! (falls over)

Beth: Ha. Ha.

Reno: It's okay, she has several more R rated Fics coming up!

Beth Yes I do!

Nanaki: See this little button down here? This purple thing? Please, just take a second of your time and review, or I won't get my cat food tonight. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!