Okay, here goes nothing! I've never actually done a Sasuhina fic before so don't kill me! Not quite sure how this will work out but hey if I get enough reviews then I'll make another story :D I had to add an OC because I couldn't think of anyone that would fit...

Pairing: Sasuhina (Possibly others... Idk yet)

Warning: OCCness (Itachi mainly) and my spelling and grammar is dodgy.

Anyway R&R

ENJOY!

Prologue ~

"So-o we hav-ve to write an-n essay on a Shakespeare pla-ay?"

"Hn"

"Which-h play are we going to w-write about?"

"I don't care"

"O-oh"

Itachi shock his head at the humorous but mostly horrific scene of his brother in an attempt to impress the Hyuuga princess, again. Ever since Sasuke had trusted Yoshi, their next-door neighbour though was more like a sister to the siblings, with the secrete that he liked the Hinata Hyuuga, which was Sasuke first mistake because as soon as Sasuke had left she called Itachi and told him the news. The pair started planning ways to help to get them together.

Itachi loved Hinata's cooking, he had only ever had it a couple of times when she and Sasuke were working on a project and they got hungry, yes Itachi might be a prodigy but just not in the kitchen and Sasuke? Let's not ever go there… So Hinata kindly stepped in a couple of time and had made them a few meals for the brothers and since then Itachi was hooked on her cooking. If his brother and Hinata to get together it would be so Itachi could taste her cooking on a regular basis.

So, yes Itachi and Yoshi (who by this is replaying her debt to Itachi for totaling his car last year in a ditch, for underage driving and making him lie to the police, all in the same day… So yeah Yoshi owed Itachi big time) made a plan which was originally called Get Sasuke together with Hinata which yes wasn't the best plan name ever but in the their defence they didn't think it was going to last more than a week if that with them helping (Even if he didn't know about it) for the so called, "Sex on legs" of the school to get the girl he wanted.

Well they were wrong completely wrong since the name had changed multiple times since then to GSTWH2 (Get Sasuke together with Hinata X2)after two weeks of failures then after the first month it changed to If first you don't succeed… Two month later they changed it again to …Well this is taking a while… (Which was named by Yoshi who by then was starting to question Sasuke romance skills even existed, though the fangirls would say otherwise.) The after the fifth month to Take a hint which was aimed at Hinata but then again they couldn't blame her Sasuke wasn't exactly helping the situation he acted more like he hated her then liked her only for it a week later for it to be changed to DAMN IT SASUKE! Which was changed by Itachi after Sasuke messed up a major chance, it had taken both Itachi and Yoshi weeks to plan out. Then after seven and a half months later, it was changed again to Help! as they still weren't getting anywhere if anything it was worse then what they off with the pair then they were at the beginning.

Last week signalled a whole year of the two missions and was given the new title of Mission Impossible they were also on attempt 478. Itachi not being on to back down from a challenged was determined to get the pair together and dragged Yoshi along who had paid back her debt back a while ago but can't seem to keep herself out of trouble. It had only took one look from Itachi to show that she wasn't getting out it that easily which leads us to this point in time.

Well actually, this was not a plan it was more merely a setup, well one of the many setups they had made and left it to Sasuke to do the rest. Yoshi had persuaded Mr Hatake or Kakashi as literally all the school knew him as to make Sasuke and Hinata partners for another assignment, again. Well it was more like bribery of the newest book in the of Make Out Paradise series. (Itachi and Yoshi will never look at Kakashi the same after taking a peek) thus setting up this sence. Yoshi was in the same year as Sasuke and Hinata it was just the year was split into two and she was on the different side which somewhat worked to their advantage sometimes other it wasn't so helpful.

Itachi took his eyes of the scene as he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket, slipping it out and read the text.

How's it going? I'm nearly back about two minutes away.

It was from Yoshi who'd had stayed after school to play in the girls soccer team she would have played with the boy but apparently they didn't like getting their asses handed to them by a girl so they made a girls team.

Glancing up at the scene in front of him, astonishingly they had started a conversation that was not work related.

"W-would you like to com-me to the con-ncert with us next week?" Hinata asked kindly as she, Neji, Tenten and Lee were going to see a recent break though band that was coming to Konoha for a one off concert before going on a world tour. Sasuke merely scoffed.

"Like I would ever want to go anywhere with the likes of you" Sasuke stated, Itachi resisted the urge with every fibre of his being not to face plant it would have given his spying position away, his brother was an idoit and decided to text Yoshi back.

Come and see for yourself.

There was only so much that Itachi and Yoshi could do to help Sasuke something's he had to do himself and from judging the scene in front of him and over the past year it was going to take a damn long. Several times Itachi had to clamp Yoshi mouth to stop her from blurting out that Sasuke liked Hinata in front of them over the past year.

Hinata eyes widened at Sasuke hurtful reply, tear brimming at the edge of her eyes.

"B-but you said-d that the o-other day that-t you'd lik-ke to hang out with me" Hinata strutted quietly staring at the floor.

"Hn" Itachi rolled his eyes at Sasuke reply or lack of reply. He also heard the door close open which signalled Yoshi had arrived.

"Hey" Yoshi whispered as she greeted Itachi who glanced at her to see that she was caped in mud but decided not the question it she'd probably tell him later anyway. Itachi signalled her to come over; Yoshi peeked from next to Itachi and watched though the gap in the door.

"Like I would call you pretty Hyuuga and be conscious." Sasuke replied to something Hinata had said her eyes threatening to spill, Yoshi blinked and looked up to Itachi who only sighed.

Itachi stayed quiet wonder what had possessed his brother to even try this for the second time after the horrific events of the first attempt he knew it was only going to end badly ending badly.

"B-bu-" Hinata started but was cut off by Sasuke.

"You're ugly Hyuuga." Sasuke stated bluntly looking straight out the window throughout the whole conversation had not noticed the tears falling from Hinata's eyes. Both Itachi and Yoshi had seen enough to know that Sasuke had screw up again.

"He's not trying what I think he's trying is he?" Yoshi questioned to Itachi only watched his chances of having that heavenly cooking slip through his fingers right in front of his eyes. "Please say he's not trying reverse psychology again?"

That ladies and gentlemen is why it's taking their mission over a whole year still ongoing to complete.

Yoshi sighed as pulled away from the door and went into the kitchen went to the fridge, pulled out two cokes and tossed one too Itachi who caught it.

"Your brothers an idiot" Yoshi stated wiping some mud from the side of her face.

"Yes we're established this on many occasions" Itachi replied, taking a sip of his drink.

"You call the takeout and set up the PS4 while I go change." Yoshi stated, Itachi nodded as he picking up the phone they had the takeout on speed dial. As soon as Yoshi turned to leave, they heard the loud cry of Hinata before running then the slamming of the front door, signalling another failed attempt. A few seconds later another pair of footsteps where heard stomping up the stairs then another door slammed, Itachi and Yoshi looked at each other.

"You better bring the note pad as well we're going to need more plans by the looks of it" Yoshi added Itachi could only nod as he called the take out and as the caring brig brother Itachi was he ordered enough for him and Yoshi as by looks of it Sasuke wasn't going to be joining them any time soon.

If anything Itachi was right, Itachi was right it did end badly with another plan ruined by his brother.

Sasuke could not mess up every signal one of their plan… Could he?

Causing not only the one person Sasuke ever liked to probably hate him but watch as the heavenly food slip away from Itachi's sight forever, he couldn't keep living of takeaways and ready meals!

No! He wasn't going to give up he's were going to keep trying even if he had to go to hell and back which if he did he would take Yoshi down with him, she probably owed him that anyway. His taste buds were on the line!

Plan 478: English assignment - FAILER

HEHE HOPE YOU ENJOYED (I KNOW NOT BLEACH RELATED WHAT THE HELL!)

I will be updating ESPADA Hopefully after Christmas

I WILL UPDATE THIS BEFORE CHRISTMAS... I HOPE!

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