A/N: I think both the song and Kroenen are hot. And sadly both don't belong to me.
The noise distracted him. He was dealing with a delicate structure, made of numerous small gears. He still didn't know what that was supposed to become, but he figured he got plenty of time to think about it where he lived. It was an abandoned annex, part of an old building that used to belong to the subway system. He was proud of being someone who was prepared for everything. Everything but an unrequited visitor.
He hid behind one of the various pillars that existed there and waited.
"Hello?", he heard an unsure voice calling from not so far away. "Is there somebody here?"
It didn't take long for him to see the newly arrived person. She was a woman with long blonde hair and weird glasses, and she was holding a most strange device in one of her hands. He couldn't help but notice the two wires that connected the device to the woman's head.
"Hellooooooooo…", her scream was interrupted by the precise action of Kroenen's tonfa-styled blades. She was one head shorter now and a lot less noisy, he observed satisfied.
Even after falling to the ground the stranger didn't let go of the weird device. Kroenen tilted his head to the side, intrigued. He kneeled before her body and recovered the object, analyzing its size and shape. He ran his gloved fingers through the circle at the center of the device and found that his movement also made the letters in the screen of the device move too. Kroenen pressed the circle and started to hear a faint sound that came from the recently decapitated head. It was not possible that she could make any sound.
He came closer to her head and inspected the origin of the sound: the wires connected to the ears of the woman. After removing carefully one of the spherical structures from her ear he saw it was the source of the sound. He did the same with the other spherical structure and then bring both closer to his own ears. Was that a trap? He glanced once more to the corpse laying on the ground and deemed that yes, she was very strange. But she didn't look like a highly trained agent that came there just to kill him. He decided to go back to his experiments and took the device with him.
Several hours later…
Rasputin and Ilsa weren't prepared. Even all the years that they have lived and all the lives that they would still live wouldn't be enough to prepare them for the scene that they were now witnessing.
Kroenen was moving in a very odd way while his husky voice was shouting bizarre words. Was that… Was that a song?
Ich schleiban austa be clair,
Es kumpent madre monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,
Begun be üske but-bair!