Welcome to the fanfiction written by Darcia Plushie and The Black Moon.

The story's title is actually the title of the e-mail Darcia Plushie first sent The Black Moon when she got the idea for a fanfiction about writing a fanfiction.

Included shall be celebrities, book characters, characters from other anime, horrible horrible character death and language. Many languages of the colourful and not-so-colourful type.

Anyhow. READ. Be happy.

-----------Prelude.

A younger-looking woman fiddled with her obi, unused to it but still rather fond of what she was wearing. She glanced to the dark corner in the otherwise well-lit room and smiled.

"I see you're here. I was starting to wonder, Blackeh!"

The woman in the corner smiled a bit, looking up from her crouching position. "Likewise," she stood slowly, still partially hidden by the shadows, "where've you been, Plushie?"

The Ylfinger grinned. "Where else but a certain man's leg?"

She then smiled and stretched up, shaking herself like a dog. "I have a proposition for you, by the way."

The eyes of the shadowed woman lit up slightly, bemused, "oh?" She came forth from the darkness a little, "really, now?"

Plushie smiled again, seeming rather pleased with her idea.

"We're going to write a fanfiction."

-

-