This is also set in Daltonverse, & Wes&David are shown like this or as Wevid because they are joined at the hip (epic bromance! If you need an explanation, go search up 'Guy Love' - a song from Scrubs)
Disclaimer: I don't own the Tweedles or Wevid or the songs. They belong to Mama CP, Fox & Ryan Murphy. The songs are Come Together by The Beatles & Wanna Be Starting Something by Michael Jackson.
"HE GOT BAG PRODUCTION, HE GOT WALRUS GUMBOOT. HE GOT ONO SIDEBOARD, HE ONE SPINAL CRACKER. HE GOT FEET DOWN BELOW HIS KNEES. HOLD YOU IN HIS ARMCHAIR YOU CAN FEEL HIS DISEASE!"
"YOU'RE A VEGETABLE, YOU'RE A VEGETABLE. STILL THEY HATE YOU, YOU'RE A VEGETABLE. YOU'RE JUST A BUFFET, YOU'RE A VEGETABLE. THEY EAT OFF OF YOU, YOU'RE A VEGETABLE!"
"I-"
"SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT FOOLS! I UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE AM TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP BECAUSE IT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE 3 IN THE MORNING! SO SHUT YOUR GODAMN MOUTHS OR SO HELP ME, I WILL BUY YOU A PUPPY, I WILL MAKE YOU LOVE THAT PUPPY, AND THEN ON SOME DARK, STORMY NIGHT, I WILL STEAL THAT PUPPY AND PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!"
The Brightman twins looked at each other and collapsed into laughter, shoulders shaking and tears of mirth running down their faces. They barely even registered Wes' very undignified and extremely loud "Aaarrrggghhh!" from upstairs as he ran to David's room to hide from the noise.
As they straightened up from their position on the couch, Evan turned to face Ethan, a wicked smile slowly stretching across his face. Whatever crazy idea he had, Ethan liked it already.
"I have a plan. Silly string, ropes, bucket, ketchup, lock pick, Nerf guns, two tables and itching powder."
"I like the way you think my brother. Let us meet in front of the March Hare & the Mad Hatter's dorm with supplies."
The Tweedles raced to fetch the items needed from all corners of their dorms and flew back to Wes&David's dorm, all with the ease of trained robbers.
"Three, two, one go!" The boys counted down as they picked the lock and opened the door. They set to work with spraying silly string all inside the sleeping boys closets and on top of the boys themselves. They placed tables directly above the boys heads for them to bump into when they woke up. The Nerf guns were attached to the tables to start firing at the boys when they bumped the table, and pellets of the itching powder were hidden inside the Nerf Guns to burst when fired all over the boys bodies. The finishing touch was the ketchup inside a bucket that was perched precariously on the doorframe.
"Perfect." The twins smiled at their work, and flounced out the door.
But the best part of their prank was when two certain boys yells were heard the next morning by everyone on campus.
"TWEEDLES WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU AND AS SLOWLY AS POSSIBLE! YOU BETTER RUN OR HIDE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND IT WILL NOT BE PRETTY!"
The reaction was always the best part.
Oh, shit. Wevid were advancing and looking dangerously red faced. Ooops...
