A/N: I just sorta came up with this on the fly so it might suck, but hey if it doesn't, well yay! Remember Veka the cupcake star is your friend! …I don't know just read the story people! I'm little out of it at the moment. (get ready for a crack head of a story har har)
Chapter One: five bags of ice
It was lunch time at Jump High. Four friends, Raven, Bee, Star, and Jinx, sat together in the back table of the cafeteria eating and gossiping away.
"I heard there were going to be some English exchange students going here soon?" Bee questioned, poking at her food.
"Twins to be exact…" Raven said smartly, while Star stared off into the distance in a day dream.
"Hmmm Twins you say… like two for one boyfriends!" Jinx exclaimed stupidly.
"I thought you were dating Flash, Jinx?" Bee asked, giving Raven a 'can you believe her' kind of look.
"Yeah not any more. I broke up with him last night," Jinx said as if everyone already knew.
"Really?" Raven asked, uninterested with her next answer.
"Sounds like you," Bee said naturally.
"So, who are we asking to the dance friends?" Star wondered, just snapping back into reality again.
"Brit twins!" Jinx smirked.
"I'm stuck between Vic and Herald…" Bee murmured quietly.
"And you Raven?" Star asked.
"…I'll go to the dance when hell freezes over," she replied, in a agitated attitude.
"I see…someone better get a freezing unit then heh heh… well I think I'm going to ask Robin," Star sighed, looking all day dreamy again.
"Good luck with that," said a familiar voice. (God?)
"Argent!" Jinx announced.
"Who are you taking?" Bee asked.
"Raven," Argent said, stunning the other girls, and making Raven bite her tongue, "You guys are precious. No, we are gonna stay home and watch some flicks and get a bite to eat."
"You had us worried for a moment, silly!" Star said, relieved.
"Hehe," Argent sweat dropped.
Just then Four other guys came over to sit with them, Victor, Robin, Garfield, and Aqua (I know it's a girls name, just go with it people.)
"Hey what's up guys," Victor waved sitting between Raven and Bee, "Hear about the Brits yet?"
"Yeah, apparently Jinx is gonna go out with both of them to the dance," Raven explained.
"Why not, it's like two for one boyfriends?" Garfield asked.
"That's what I said!" Jinx said high fiving Garfield.
"So who are you girls asking to the dance? Girls choice this time," Aqua asked.
"Uh…." Bee didn't try and make something up.
"I know who I'm asking!" Star said raising her hand.
"Who?" Victor asked.
"I'm going to ask Robin!" Star said, even though he was right there.
"Just adorable…" Raven said sarcastically.
"Um, ok," Robin said.
"Ok what?" Star asked.
"…didn't you just say--" He was cut off.
"Oh yes!" Star exclaimed, "This will be most fun!"
"Buckets of fun," Victor and Garfield commented in the corner.
"Raven and I aren't going to the dance," Argent explained.
"Not unless hell freezes! Raven told me that is the only she will go! I say we all buy about five bags of ice then--" Star rambled, causing the other to laugh.
"You guys have to go!" Aqua exclaimed.
"And who do you suggest we go with? That!" Raven pointed at Garfield, who was at the time, chugging milk.
"Sorry ladies, I'm off the market," He said in his player voice.
"With who?" Argent asked.
"Terra *sigh* the most popular girl in school," Beast Boy sighed.
"I guess Miracles really do happen," Aqua said.
"Ha ha very funny," Garfield said.
"Well I gotta head out folks. I'm showing the Brits around the school with Herald later," Victor said getting up, "See you at the auto shop!"
"Why do I have to go still…" Raven groaned.
"Hunny chippin my baby is going to cost you!" Victor said.
"I didn't chip your 'baby' it was a minor scratch, and I have been helping you with that car for about three weeks now!" Raven complained.
"One more and your done I swear!" Victor said running off.
"He said that last week…" Raven glared, making everyone laugh again.
After lunch everyone went off to the last few classes. Jinx had yet to meet the infamous twins, and Bee had not even made eye contact with Herald and Victor. Meanwhile Robin and Star talked during all of the classes they had together. Argent and Raven still had plans to pig out during the dance the next day, and Garfield stalked Terra through the halls as usual. After school Raven met Victor and the twins by his car, apparently he was taking them home on the way.
"Raven!" Victor screamed, as he noticed Raven trying to make a quick get away while he was talking to the twins, "Get your ass over here, car denter!"
She flinched and walked over to the three boys, "Now its turned into a dent?"
Victor ignored her comment, "This is Malchior and Rorek, the twins I was telling you about."
Malchior and Rorek sure didn't look like twins, hell they didn't even look related. Malchior was more of a punk. His hair colored purple, his eyes probably that shade of red from contacts, his clothes screamed hot punk guy, and lets not forget that menacing smirk on his face to top it off. Rorek on the other hand seemed like a classy little gothic brit dude. His hair was a mild blonde white, while his blue eyes pierced through his face, and his attire was gothic vampire prince to a T.
"I figured," was all Raven said getting into the passenger seat in the front of the car, next to Victor.
"Hmm it's a Tuesday which means… last period with Mr. Z huh?" Victor asked sliding in next to her.
"No actually, he never came to class, so we all figured to skip. I went to hang with Jinx in study hall. Which reminds me…" Raven said, getting out her phone, then reaching behind her and aiming her phone at Malchior and Rorek, "She demanded I take a picture. She can be so spastic sometimes…I recommend dropping them off at her house so they can get the whole love fest over with, I rather not deal with it at school."
"Excuse me?" Rorek asked in a lovely British accent, "Who is Jinx?"
"My …friend you could say," Raven said, "According to her you two are taking her to the dance tomorrow."
"What?" Rorek asked.
"She's kidding, I think…" Victor said.
"I told you girls were crazier here…" Malchior said to Rorek.
"No kidding…" Rorek laughed.
"So are you going to the dance, beautiful," Malchior asked, his accent appeared to be left in England.
"Not likely," Victor laughed.
"Oh, only if you'll be there…" Raven said sarcastically.
"Actually…*snort* I heard at practice yesterday, that Zatara wanted you to ask him," Victor smirked, holding in his laughter.
"Yes, well I wanted to see panic at the disco in concert before they broke up, but that never happened," Raven said mildly caring.
"I'll send the message heh," Victor said.
"I'd appreciate it…" Raven groaned.
"So Argent said you two had a killer flick list, spill," Victor asked.
"Rocky Horror Picture Show, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Moulin Rouge, Some Invader Zim episodes, and pretty much whatever is lying around the house that can be put in a DVD player," Raven told him.
"Invader Zim… you two will be quoting every line from that show on Monday. Can't wait to see your random side again," Victor remarked.
"Can't you people see that zim's an alien! I like watching TV and wearing pants! See dib Zim's not an alien. Yeah Zim likes wearing pants! Aliens don't like wearing pants! SooooooRiiight Sooooo truuuuue…." Raven quoted sarcastically.
"We must keep these level's right gir. Gir? I was in the turkey! I was wondering what that turkey was doing there. ME! I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!" Victor shot back.
"I can't wait," Raven said.
"Turkey?" Rorek asked.
"Yes you are, dearest," Malchior said to his brother.
"Alright we're here you guys," Victor said stopping the car.
"Thank you for the ride," Rorek said politely.
"See ya later Gorgeous," Malchior said slyly.
"Sorry I didn't hear you," Raven said, stepping on Victor's gas petal.
"Hey! Watch it!" Victor exclaimed, taking a hold of the car again.
"Sorry…" Raven said.
"Yeah! What got into you?" he yelled.
"About five bags of ice…" Raven said.
"What!? Oh…" Victor realized what she was talking about.
"Tell anybody and I will slash your tires!" Raven threatened.
"Your secrets safe with me…gorgeous! Hahahahahahah!" Victor laughed so hard he almost crashed.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Raven screamed, "VICTOR SHUT UP!"
"Shall we call Argent before or after you found a dress at the mall?" Victor asked sarcastically.
"I was just kidding! Gawd you freak!!!" Raven exclaimed, regretting she said anything on the matter.
"Sure pfft 'just kidding' haha" he still wasn't over it.
"…I will eat you," Raven said demonically.
"Wouldn't you rather eat him hahahahahaha" Victor said stomping his foot, and obliviously hitting the gas petal, making the car going up and down in the street.
"I swear! Are you done yet!" Raven screamed in his ear.
"Ok…ok *sigh* I'm done…so were you serious?" he asked.
"NO!" she shot back furiously.
"You will be soon…" he murmured.
"VICTOR!"
A/N: did you get that? It wasn't that hard I suppose ha! Hope you like it, and if you don't I could care less :D There just aren't enough fanfic s with modern day Malchior, ya know?