~Hello my little friends!! This is Emily! (pauses) ECHO!!! There's people there, I know it! They're reading my story, which I don't own (hint hint: that's the disclaimer!!!), but they don't review. (Sad face) So please after you read it, review!!! Thanks!!!! -Emily~
Hermione Getting Ready For Her Date With Fred
How can this happen? I put my shirt right here! It's not supposed to move!! And Fred'll be here in like, 20 minutes! NO!!!!!!! Now I need to look everywhere, not disturbing any of my pericously arranged beauties of bound paper. But what if I didn't get the shirt out at all? What if I thought I did but I didn't? That means I'm insane. I"M NOT INSANE!!!! My schedule won't allow it! I can't be insane! Harry and Ron depend on me for notes and homework and and and and....what else do they need me for? Is that why they keep me around? So that they pass? No, no I musn't think like that. It's not right. They love me. And I love them. Right? Of course Hermione, of course they love you. It's not just because they take advantage of your nerdiness. Wait, they think I'm a nerd? Those rat bastards. See if I EVER let them copy me ever again!! But...what if Ron has feelings for me? I know Harry loves me; I'm practically his sister! But Ron? Now that's one tough cookie to crumble. He has NO emotion, just angry, normal, and of course, hungry. I'm pretty hungry myself. I wonder what they're eating right now. Harry's probably stuffing his face with steak and kidney pie, it's his favorite, and pretending to pay attention to Ron prattling. Then he always goes straight for the treacle tart. He knows what he wants. Now that's admirable. I like a man that knows what he wants in life. But not Harry. NO! That's just gross. That'd be like kissing my brother. EWWW MUCH! Harry and I go back a long way. He was my very first friend here at Hogwarts. I wonder where Fred is taking me to dinner? He hinted that it'd be somewhere romantic and on the grounds, so I really don't know. Fred. Now there's one of my favorite topics...I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ron's gay!!! That's why he likes being with Dean and Seamus more than Luna, Ginny and I. He's uncomforatable with chicks! I must ask Fred tonight! No! That'd put off that I really like Ron but am dating Fred to get to Ron and when Fred sees my "crest-fallen" face he'll think I like Ron but I don't like that and everyone'd just be angry and confused and that wouldn't be good, not would it precious? No it would not my precious my love. I love Lord of the Rings! I just got finished with the entire series and loved it!!! Golum is just to funny! I rented it and so I'll watch it tomarrow with Harry. Ron just does not have the patience to sit through 12 hours of movie. Sad really. He misses out on some of the best Muggle movies when he does stuff like GO TO SLEEP AND START SNORING!!! What a jerk. Why am I even friends with him? Half the time we're fighting anyways. But it's fun. That's just Ron and I. We fight, laugh and then are friends. It's a repetive cycle. Wait...OH GOODNESS GOSH!!! There's Fred at the door! What the hell can I were?? I know! I'll just....well. Would you look at that. There's my shirt. Right where I left it!
~ So there it is. I hope liked it and if you didn't I'm sorry. Guys, please review. It really boosts moral and the drive to finish my other storys. It's a nice feeling, knowing that there's people there reading the stuff you've written. Thanks!~