Hey everyone! So this is going to be a collection of oneshots. The title for the whole collection comes from Fall Out Boy's song "Alone Together."

This is the first oneshot, and I hope that it is not too out of character. If it is, please let me know. I'm still not used to writing for them. Anyway, enjoy!

Title: Cat Got Your Tongue?

"Good morning! You look like you're doing well." Kisuke Urahara said as he walked into his bedroom. Yoruichi was sitting on the floor, eating a bowl of rice. She was wearing a tank top and a pair of short-shorts, and he could see some of the bruises and scars she had recently obtained from their latest battle. He reached up and touched the scars on his own face as memories of the battle flashed through his mind.

She turned to him and glared, but she didn't say anything. "What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?" He joked.

Her amber eyes pierced through him, and then she turned away. She must have still been mad at him. He had apologized to her about the transformation, but she still refused to speak to him. Even though she knew that it had to be used, she really hated that form.

"Was she able to get all the poison out?" He asked seriously as he walked closer. He bent down and turned his head towards her. She glanced over at him and saw a worried look in his eyes.

"Yes." She simply stated. There was silence for a moment, and then she said, "I see she couldn't fix your face."

He couldn't help but laugh. Even though it was meant as an insult, he was glad that she was talking to him, and at least it had lightened the mood. "Well, I haven't gone to see her yet. I'm not even sure it will work." He replied. "Besides, don't you like my new face?" He asked as he flashed her a smile. She stared at the stitches running down his eyes and over his face.

She then rolled her eyes. "I didn't even like your old face." She said before she went back to eating.

Kisuke smiled. They were back to their usual banter. "You know you don't have to hide your feelings for me anymore." He said casually.

Her eyes went wide. She quickly turned to him and yelled, "What?!" He could tell that she was about to punch him, so he stepped back. It didn't stop him from messing with her, though.

"Well, I mean you did kiss me." He said as he opened his fan in front of his face.

Yoruichi got up and walked over to him. He kept walking back away from her. She was fuming. "That never happened!" She yelled at him.

He laughed. "Don't you remember? When you were in your other form, you grabbed me and kissed me. I tried to move away, but you kept pulling me closer. I guess your feelings for me were just too strong." He explained.

He noticed a faint blush appear as she remembered what happened. Then she backed him up against the wall and yelled at him, "That was NOT a kiss! That unstable form just licked your cheek!"

He closed his fan and grinned down at her. "Isn't that how cats kiss?" He asked. He then looked away from her and said, "Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. But you know if you want to kiss me you -"

He was cut off when she grabbed the collar of his haori. He wasn't expecting what came next. He was assuming that she would punch him in the face. Instead, she pulled on his collar and brought his face down to meet hers. A mischievous smile flashed across her face. Then she kissed him. It took him a minute to comprehend what was going on, and about the time he did, he heard Tessai yell that Orihime was ready to see him.

As they heard footsteps approaching, Yoruichi pulled away and whispered in his ear, "That's how cats kiss." She then released his collar and walked back to her food. Kisuke stood there in shock. He was speechless as he watched her from across the room. She was messing with him too, and while he was glad she wasn't mad at him anymore, he also didn't expect her to take her teasing that far.

Tessai then walked in. "Is he okay?" He asked as he looked at the shocked Kisuke.

Yoruichi laughed. "I think a cat got his tongue." She replied as she grinned at him.

Thanks for reading!