Nothing belongs to me…this is all a result of writers block on Chapter 5 of Mirror…which is why it looks like ramblings and I repeat myself. It was one of those things that you just type without thinking for five straight minutes. Maybe I should call this…"The Fruit Bowl" No reason why…Actually, I'm not even sure why I am posting it…I guess it is a shame to waste writers block crap…

Harry and Draco are happy and sad at the same time. They need all the help that they can get. Mcgonagal is angry at harry because of his little escapade with Malfoy and the house elves are running around in circles because Hermione sneaked into the kitchen late at night after getting into a fight with Ron over spew. She bought piles of clothing at Hogsmeade and left it al over the kitchen. She had good intentions but nothing good really came out of it. The house elves are running all over the kitchen and Snape is pissed because the house elves sneaked into his private stores of potion ingredients and then Ron got pissed as well because the house eves are hiding in his bed and trunk. How would you feel if you pulled back the covers and there is this short ugly thing in your bed, curled up on the pillow? Snape is also pissed at Draco because he is shagging the boy who lived. Hermione and Ron were going to get laid together one night but then Ron was angry that Hermione was so wrapped up in SPEW. So Hermione gathered all of the clothes that she bought and distributed them all over the floor of the kitchens and harry and draco snuck in there because there was no one else in there. They proceeded to shag and snog until Snape walked in to find out why there were all these moans coming from the painting of the fruit bowl. Fred and George came back because they like the havoc and mayhem that was being wreaked. It was just like their days back when they were at Hogwarts and they put the swamp in for Umbrige. Snape got a pissed at that one also. I wonder if Snape ever gets smashed on alcohol? It would make for a wonderful story.