HOGWARTS
Idol
Chapter 1: Round 1
Tehehehe. Just a little thing I wrote without thinking basically. Title mostly explains it.
"Welcome to.HOGWARTS IDOL!" yelled a very enthusiastic Bryan Mecrest.
"My name is Bryan Mecrest and I will be your host for this evening! Now, for those of you who don't know, Hogwarts Idol is a lot like the version American Idol and Pop Idol. Only this time, it takes place at Hogwarts and instead of the participants being just "regular people" they're students at the magical school of Hogwarts!" When Bryan said this, the crowd started screaming and waving large, nicely decorated signs.
"Now before the first act comes out, let's meet our judges! We have the pushover Paula Shabrool, the lovely but large Mandy Packson, and the bully Simmon Cows!" The crowd starting booing when they heard Simmon Cows' name.
"Bugger off!" yelled Simmon to the crowd who fell silent after the judge yelled at them.
"Er, thank you Simmon! Now, before we get started we would just like to inform you that tonight's theme is.MUGGLE MUSIC! And also that that will be the theme always! So, let's bring out the first act. She's a fifth year girl who loves to dance and eat burritos. Singing "Boys" by Britney Spears, give it up for.GINNY WEASLEY!"
As the intro started to come on, Ron Weasley (Ginny's older brother) turned to his best friend, Harry Potter, and said "Ah, this should be good. I bet this Britney Spears sings nice songs then."
"Ron, you really don't know anything about the muggle world, do you?" said Hermione Granger, Ron's other best friend. And then, Ginny came out onto the stage that had been set up in a short skirt that was so scandalous it rivaled Christina's in "Dirrty" and a shirt with such a low neckline that Britney Spears herself would have turned away in embarrassment. After many cheers from the male population at Hogwarts, Ginny started singing the intro to the song.
For whatever reason I feel like I've been wanting you all my life.
"Look at that garbage!" Ron nearly shouted to his two friends. "Harry, can you believe that Ginny would do this? I know she's going through a rebellious stage but- Harry! Harry stop that!" said Ron when he noticed his friend's mouth was hanging open slightly.
"Harry that is sick and wrong! Sick and WRONG!"
I spotted you dancing You made all the girls stare Those lips and your brown eyes And your sexy hair I shake my thing Make the world want you Tell your boys you'll be back I want to see what you can do
What would it take for you to just leave with me? Not trying to sound conceited but you and me were meant to be You're a sexy guy I'm a nice girl Let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world
Ron watched, horrified as male shirtless dancers came out and started dancing with his little sister. Hermione whistled loudly at the stage.
"Hermione!" he said, thinking he was whistling at his sister.
"Relax Ron, I was whistling at the dancers. OW OW!" she called up to them. This however, did not make Ron relax. He watched grumpily with his arms folded across his chest, yelling out insults every once in awhile while the rest of the crowd cheered and hollered. Although her brother was not enjoying the performance, Ginny was loving it.
Yeah that's right Gin, they're cheering for you! You and your hot body, oh yeah! Thought Ginny as she finished the song.
Can't live with 'em Can't live without 'em
The crowd was on its feet by the end of the performance.
"Thank you!" said Ginny into the microphone. She left the stage and Bryan Mecrest came back on.
"Whoa. That girl was HOT!" he said, causing Ron to give such a deadly glare that it would have caused Voldemort to run, fleeing for his life.
"Anyway. Let's hear what our judges had to say about that performance. Paula?
"Oh she was just fabulous, absolutely fabulous! She has my vote!"
"What about you Mandy, how did you feel about it?"
"I thought it was good, dog, but it might have been better, dog, if she had some nachos, dog. Speaking of which, does anyone have some? I'm starving, dogs!"
"And you Simmon? Did you like Ginny's performance?"
"I thought it was awful. Pure AWFUL. Bring out the next idiot."
"Uh, sure then Simmon. Our next performer is the slightly weird but nice, NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM SINGING "INVISIBLE" BY CLAY AIKEN!"
Neville came out from behind a red curtain seconds later wearing a black T-shirt, green pants, a blue hoodie, and those weird black things that Clay wore on his hands in the video. He looked very nervous as he stepped up to the microphone.
"Uh, this song is for Hermione," he said, causing Hermione to blush crazily.
What 'cha doin' tonight? I wish I could be a fly on your wall Are you really alone Still in your dreams Why can't I bring you into my life? What would it take for you to see that I'm alive?
If I was invisible I could just watch you in your room If I was invincible I would make you mine tonight If hearts were unbreakable Then I could just tell where you where I stand I would be the smartest man If I was invisible Wait, I already am
"Ooh, looks like someone has a crush on Hermione!" Harry said gleefully, happy to torment his friend after the years of teasing he had received after being caught staring at the object of his affection, Cho Chang.
"Shut up," said Hermione quietly but deadly. Harry gulped after seeing the look in her eyes. But back to the song.
The song was actually quite good. Neville actually sounded like Clay Aiken when he sang.
I reach out But you don't even see me Baby, you don't even hear me I am nothing without you Just a shadow passing through
The crowd cheered politely as Neville finished the song. Neville smiled and ran off after winking at Hermione causing her to turn a deeper shade of red.
"Whoa, Neville, three words. Fab-u-lous! But what did the judges think? Paula?" asked Bryan.
"Fantastic! Oh you were just fantastic!" yelled Paula.
"And what about you Mandy?"
"It was good dog. But seriously, don't any of y'all have some nachos?"
"And Simmon?"
"I HATE THAT SONG!" yelled Simmon, bashing his head on the table.
"Calm down there Simmy, can I call you Simmy?" asked Bryan.
"NO!" yelled Simmon.
"Darn. Anyway. Our next performer is going to be singing Josh Groban's song "To Where You Are." Please welcome, CHO CHANG!" Harry jumped up and down screaming as Cho walked onto the stage.
"This is for Cedric," she said. Harry scowled. As the music began Ron said,
"Sorry mate. I thought she'd be over him by now."
"That's okay. I'm so over her. I like someone new now."
"Who?" Ron asked excitedly.
"Shhh.Cho's singing," said Harry. Ron frowned.
Who can say for certain Maybe you're still here I feel you all around me Your memories so clear
Deep in the stillness I can hear you speak You're still an inspiration Can it be That you are my forever love And you are watching over me from up above
Fly me up to where you are Beyond the distant star I wish upon tonight To see you smile If only for awhile to know you're there A breath away's not far to where you are
Are you gently sleeping Here inside my dream And isn't faith believing All power can't be seen
As my heart holds you Just one beat away I cherish all you gave me everyday 'Cause you are my forever love Watching me from up above
And I believe That angels breathe And that love will live on and never leave
Fly me up to where you are Beyond the distant star I wish upon tonight to see you smile If only for awhile to know you're there A breath away's not far to where you are
I know you're there A breath away's not far To where you are
There was not a dry eye in the audience (except for Harry) when Cho was finished singing about Cedric.
"That was so, so, so beautiful," gushed Ron.
"That was so sad," Hermione said, wiping a tear from her eye.
"It was alright," Harry said stiffly.
"That was so touching," said Bryan as he walked back onto the stage. "Judges? What did you think?"
"Cho you were WONDERFUL!" yelled Paula, sobbing.
"Seriously, don't ANY of you have some nachos?" asked Mandy to the audience.
"I thought it was awful. Terrible. Cho, you stink. You should really just go home now," said Simmon. After this the crowd started booing.
"Well I thought you were terrific, Cho," said Bryan to the girl.
"Thanks," said Cho before running off.
"Well our next performance is, well, a little bit different. Please welcome, Draco Malfoy singing "With You" by Jessica Simpson!" After this was said Draco Malfoy came out from behind backstage wearing a tight, tight white T-shirt with equally tight white pants and his hair was pulled into a very short ponytail high on his head. Harry, Ron, and Hermione started cracking up when they saw him.
"Hey everyone! This song goes out to my two best friends in the whole wide world," Malfoy said cheesily, sounding much like a participant in the Miss World competition (A/N: Didn't just want to pick one country, it wouldn't be fair). "Crabbe, Goyle, this is for you two."
The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl The real me is to laugh all night lying in the grass just talking about love But lately I've been jaded Life got so complicated
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were practically crying while Malfoy sang his song. He sounded so fruity and Hermione could have sworn that he was wearing make up.
With you I can let my hair down I can say anything crazy I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground With nothing but a T-shirt on I never felt so beautiful Baby is I do now Now that I'm with you With you Now that I'm with you
This was all too much for the three. They were sitting on the floor cracking up for the rest of the song. When it was over they all wiped away the tears that had been streaming freely down their faces. Just watching Malfoy sing and dance to that song-it was all to much.
"Thank you Draco! Judges, what did you think?" asked Bryan Mecrest, coming up to stand next to Malfoy.
"Oh Draco you're just so talented. I absolutely loved your performance," said Paula, who was actually telling the truth.
"COME ON! SOME ONE HAS GOT TO HAVE NACHOS DOG!" yelled Mandy.
"What are you? Some kind of weird kid on drugs?" asked Simmon.
"N-no, I just really like the s-song and I thought that my outfit was really c-cute," Malfoy explained on the verge of tears.
"You're wrong. It's hideous." Malfoy started crying.
"Don't listen to him Draco, Simmon doesn't recognize true talent. I thought you were wonderful," Paula said.
"T-thank you," said Malfoy before leaving.
"Alright, our next performer is Hermione Granger singing "Desperately" by Michelle Branch! Woo!" said Bryan as he walked off and Hermione walked on.
"HERMIONE?!" yelled Harry and Ron, both equally surprised.
"Um, hello," said Hermione shyly. "Here goes."
Something 'bout the way you looked at me Made me think for a moment That maybe we were meant to be Livin' our lives seperately And it's strange that things change But not me wanting you so desperately
Oh why can't I ignore it? I keep giving in but I should know better 'Cause there was something 'bout the way you looked at me And it's strange that things change But not me wanting you so desperately
You looked my way and said 'You frustrate me' Like you're thinking of lines and times When you and I were you and me We took our chance out on the street Then I missed my chance And chances are it won't be coming back to me
Why can't I ignore it? I keep giving in but I should know better 'Cause there was something 'bout the way you looked at me And it's strange that things change But not me wanting you-
So desperately So desperately
Why can't I ignore it? I keep giving in but I should know better 'Cause there was something 'bout the way you looked at me And it's strange that things change But not me wanting you so desperately
Everyone in the audience knew that she was singing about Ron except for Ron himself.
"That was a nice song. Good beat. Don't you think Harry?" Ron asked his friend.
"Er, yes. Good beat," said Harry nodding.
"Whoa, now that was good!" said Bryan coming back up to Hermione. "Judges? What did you think?"
"Oh Hermione, you were WONDERFUL!" said Paula enthusiastically.
"NO ONE IN THIS ENTIRE ROOM HAS ANY NACHOS?" asked Mandy. Mandy sighed, admitting defeat. "Oh, that was good Hermione dog."
"I thought it was alright," said Simmon.
"Simmon likes Hermione, Simmon likes Hermione, Simmon likes-"
"Sod off," Simmon said to the chanting Paula. Paula stopped singing and started humming the tune.
"Anyway. Our last performer of the night will be singing "Crazy For This Girl" by Evan and Jaron! Please welcome, RON WEASLEY!"
Ron stepped onto the stage, his ears, face, and neck all completely red.
"Ron's singing a song?" Hermione asked Harry. Harry just shrugged.
"Uh, hi. This is a song that I'm going to sing. Uh, here goes."
She rolls the window down And she talks over the sound Of the cars that pass us by I don't know why But she's changed my mind
Everyone was now clapping along to the beat of the song.
Would you look at her as she looks at me She's got me thinking about her constantly But she doesn't know how I feel And she carries on without a doubt I wonder if she's figured out I'm crazy for this girl Yeah, I'm crazy for this girl
"WOOHOO!" yelled Harry to his friend. He knew how hard it must be for Ron to express himself like this in public and all.
She was the one to hold me The night the sky fell down And what was I thinking when The world didn't end Why didn't I know what I know now
As Ron repeated the chorus, Hermione was blushing like mad as he sang. Everyone knew who he was singing about and they giggled as they watched Hermione blush and Ron sing.
And right now Face to face All my fears Pushed aside And right now I'm ready to spend The rest of my life with you
Would you look at her as she looks at me She's got me thinking about her constantly But she doesn't know how I feel She carries on without a doubt I wonder if she's figured out I'm crazy for this girl Yeah I'm crazy for this girl
The audience was cheering and clapping like MAD when Ron was finished.
"Thanks," said Ron hurriedly and then ran off.
"Wow Ron, that was excellent!" said Bryan. "Judges, how did you feel about that performance?"
"Ron, that was wonderful!" said Paula.
"Dog, that was really good, dog," said Mandy.
"One word: Whipped," said Simmon.
"Well Hogwarts, now it's time for you to vote on who you think should go to the next round of Hogwarts Idol! You have the next 10 minutes. Please vote on your keypads. Here are your instructions: If you want Ginny to advance press 1. If you want Neville to advance press 2. If you want Cho to advance press 3. If you want Draco to advance press 4. If you want Hermione to advance press 5. If you want Ron to advance press 6. And-GO!"
And now reader, it's time for you to choose who YOU think should advance to the next round. Of course your vote will have no affect (or is it effect?) on who advances. So, think about it carefully and pick someone! And for the next 10 minutes, here are some lovely dots to amuse you!
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***10 minutes later***
"And we're back! Now, the votes have been carefully counted. Would all six performers please come up on the stage?" said Bryan. "Now, unfortunately one of you has to go. But on the bright side, the other five of you will get to stay and compete for the next five rounds! That is unless something happens to the author and she isn't able to finish it or if no one reviews it in which case she really can't be held responsible. But anyway. Let's start with you Ron. You sang "Crazy For This Girl." Paula said, 'That was wonderful!' Mandy said 'Dog, that was really good, dog.' And Simmon said 'One word: Whipped.'" The crowd started booing. "Hogwarts voted. You're safe." The crowd started cheering. "On to Hermione. Hermione, you sang "Desperately." Paula said, 'You were WONDERFUL.' Mandy said 'NO ONE IN THIS ROOM HAS ANY NACHOS?' And Simmon said, 'It was alright.' Hogwarts voted, you're safe." The crowd cheered again. "Ginny. You sang "Boys." Paula said, 'Fabulous, absolutely fabulous.' Mandy said, 'It was good dog, but it might have been better dog, if she had some nachos dog.' Simmon said 'It was awful. Pure AWFUL.' Hogwarts voted, you're safe." All the boys in the crowd started cheering for Ginny who was now wearing something not quite so revealing, much to their dismay. "Draco and Neville would you please step forward." The two boys did so.
"Boys, it all comes down to you two. Hogwarts voted and, Neville-"
***COMMERCIAL***
*scene opens to Hermione drinking COKE and sitting with the rest of the contestants*
Hermione: Yummy! Coke is so delicious! Neville: Coke? What's Coke? Hermione: It's this drink that gets promoted during the middle of these IDOL shows. Ginny: Really? Does it get promoted a lot? Hermione: *with cheesy grin* All the time! It's really annoying! Ron: Mmmm! I want some! All: *takes a big drink of coke* COKE IS SOOOOO GOOD! Cho: It's my new favorite drink! Draco: Even fruity idiot boys like me like it! All: WE LOVE COKE! Announcer: Coke! The drink that gets promoted way too much!
***SHOW***
"Neville.......Hogwarts voted-"
"You said that already," said Neville.
"Whoops, sorry! Anyway. Hogwarts voted and Neville, sorry but you had the least votes."
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!" yelled Draco, who was no wearing fluffy pink pants with a matching shirt.
"See ya next time on, HOGWARTS IDOL!" yelled Bryan.
Wooo.That was a lot. And even if it really wasn't it feels like it was. Anyway. A few things you should know:
1. I do not own any of the characters except Bryan, Simmon, Mandy, and Paula. They're mine but they were based off the real people. 2. I'm not trying to offend anyone. Not Randy Jackson, or Paula Abdul, maybe a little bit of Simon but that's all. 3. I don't know what "bugger off" or "sod off" means. I'm just an American who's heard these terms and thought they sounded offending. If I seriously did offend someone with them I'm very sorry. 4. I don't own any of the songs. They belong to the bands/singers and the people who wrote them. 5. Thanks to Lyrics.com for the lyrics to all those songs. 6. I don't own Coke and I don't have anything to do with the Coke company. I wasn't trying to offend anyone it's just that they get played all the time during American Idol and I was just playing with that. 7. I'm single and enjoy long walks on the beach. =)
That's all I think. Please don't sue! Please review though! In the next chapter.
You'll find out who Harry likes
Ron and Hermione confront each other about their feelings (I don't know much about it but I know it will be VERY funny and awkward)
There's a surprise guest
More singing fun!
REVIEW!!! Even if it's just to tell me how awful it is REVIEW!
***MooMoo
Idol
Chapter 1: Round 1
Tehehehe. Just a little thing I wrote without thinking basically. Title mostly explains it.
"Welcome to.HOGWARTS IDOL!" yelled a very enthusiastic Bryan Mecrest.
"My name is Bryan Mecrest and I will be your host for this evening! Now, for those of you who don't know, Hogwarts Idol is a lot like the version American Idol and Pop Idol. Only this time, it takes place at Hogwarts and instead of the participants being just "regular people" they're students at the magical school of Hogwarts!" When Bryan said this, the crowd started screaming and waving large, nicely decorated signs.
"Now before the first act comes out, let's meet our judges! We have the pushover Paula Shabrool, the lovely but large Mandy Packson, and the bully Simmon Cows!" The crowd starting booing when they heard Simmon Cows' name.
"Bugger off!" yelled Simmon to the crowd who fell silent after the judge yelled at them.
"Er, thank you Simmon! Now, before we get started we would just like to inform you that tonight's theme is.MUGGLE MUSIC! And also that that will be the theme always! So, let's bring out the first act. She's a fifth year girl who loves to dance and eat burritos. Singing "Boys" by Britney Spears, give it up for.GINNY WEASLEY!"
As the intro started to come on, Ron Weasley (Ginny's older brother) turned to his best friend, Harry Potter, and said "Ah, this should be good. I bet this Britney Spears sings nice songs then."
"Ron, you really don't know anything about the muggle world, do you?" said Hermione Granger, Ron's other best friend. And then, Ginny came out onto the stage that had been set up in a short skirt that was so scandalous it rivaled Christina's in "Dirrty" and a shirt with such a low neckline that Britney Spears herself would have turned away in embarrassment. After many cheers from the male population at Hogwarts, Ginny started singing the intro to the song.
For whatever reason I feel like I've been wanting you all my life.
"Look at that garbage!" Ron nearly shouted to his two friends. "Harry, can you believe that Ginny would do this? I know she's going through a rebellious stage but- Harry! Harry stop that!" said Ron when he noticed his friend's mouth was hanging open slightly.
"Harry that is sick and wrong! Sick and WRONG!"
I spotted you dancing You made all the girls stare Those lips and your brown eyes And your sexy hair I shake my thing Make the world want you Tell your boys you'll be back I want to see what you can do
What would it take for you to just leave with me? Not trying to sound conceited but you and me were meant to be You're a sexy guy I'm a nice girl Let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world
Ron watched, horrified as male shirtless dancers came out and started dancing with his little sister. Hermione whistled loudly at the stage.
"Hermione!" he said, thinking he was whistling at his sister.
"Relax Ron, I was whistling at the dancers. OW OW!" she called up to them. This however, did not make Ron relax. He watched grumpily with his arms folded across his chest, yelling out insults every once in awhile while the rest of the crowd cheered and hollered. Although her brother was not enjoying the performance, Ginny was loving it.
Yeah that's right Gin, they're cheering for you! You and your hot body, oh yeah! Thought Ginny as she finished the song.
Can't live with 'em Can't live without 'em
The crowd was on its feet by the end of the performance.
"Thank you!" said Ginny into the microphone. She left the stage and Bryan Mecrest came back on.
"Whoa. That girl was HOT!" he said, causing Ron to give such a deadly glare that it would have caused Voldemort to run, fleeing for his life.
"Anyway. Let's hear what our judges had to say about that performance. Paula?
"Oh she was just fabulous, absolutely fabulous! She has my vote!"
"What about you Mandy, how did you feel about it?"
"I thought it was good, dog, but it might have been better, dog, if she had some nachos, dog. Speaking of which, does anyone have some? I'm starving, dogs!"
"And you Simmon? Did you like Ginny's performance?"
"I thought it was awful. Pure AWFUL. Bring out the next idiot."
"Uh, sure then Simmon. Our next performer is the slightly weird but nice, NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM SINGING "INVISIBLE" BY CLAY AIKEN!"
Neville came out from behind a red curtain seconds later wearing a black T-shirt, green pants, a blue hoodie, and those weird black things that Clay wore on his hands in the video. He looked very nervous as he stepped up to the microphone.
"Uh, this song is for Hermione," he said, causing Hermione to blush crazily.
What 'cha doin' tonight? I wish I could be a fly on your wall Are you really alone Still in your dreams Why can't I bring you into my life? What would it take for you to see that I'm alive?
If I was invisible I could just watch you in your room If I was invincible I would make you mine tonight If hearts were unbreakable Then I could just tell where you where I stand I would be the smartest man If I was invisible Wait, I already am
"Ooh, looks like someone has a crush on Hermione!" Harry said gleefully, happy to torment his friend after the years of teasing he had received after being caught staring at the object of his affection, Cho Chang.
"Shut up," said Hermione quietly but deadly. Harry gulped after seeing the look in her eyes. But back to the song.
The song was actually quite good. Neville actually sounded like Clay Aiken when he sang.
I reach out But you don't even see me Baby, you don't even hear me I am nothing without you Just a shadow passing through
The crowd cheered politely as Neville finished the song. Neville smiled and ran off after winking at Hermione causing her to turn a deeper shade of red.
"Whoa, Neville, three words. Fab-u-lous! But what did the judges think? Paula?" asked Bryan.
"Fantastic! Oh you were just fantastic!" yelled Paula.
"And what about you Mandy?"
"It was good dog. But seriously, don't any of y'all have some nachos?"
"And Simmon?"
"I HATE THAT SONG!" yelled Simmon, bashing his head on the table.
"Calm down there Simmy, can I call you Simmy?" asked Bryan.
"NO!" yelled Simmon.
"Darn. Anyway. Our next performer is going to be singing Josh Groban's song "To Where You Are." Please welcome, CHO CHANG!" Harry jumped up and down screaming as Cho walked onto the stage.
"This is for Cedric," she said. Harry scowled. As the music began Ron said,
"Sorry mate. I thought she'd be over him by now."
"That's okay. I'm so over her. I like someone new now."
"Who?" Ron asked excitedly.
"Shhh.Cho's singing," said Harry. Ron frowned.
Who can say for certain Maybe you're still here I feel you all around me Your memories so clear
Deep in the stillness I can hear you speak You're still an inspiration Can it be That you are my forever love And you are watching over me from up above
Fly me up to where you are Beyond the distant star I wish upon tonight To see you smile If only for awhile to know you're there A breath away's not far to where you are
Are you gently sleeping Here inside my dream And isn't faith believing All power can't be seen
As my heart holds you Just one beat away I cherish all you gave me everyday 'Cause you are my forever love Watching me from up above
And I believe That angels breathe And that love will live on and never leave
Fly me up to where you are Beyond the distant star I wish upon tonight to see you smile If only for awhile to know you're there A breath away's not far to where you are
I know you're there A breath away's not far To where you are
There was not a dry eye in the audience (except for Harry) when Cho was finished singing about Cedric.
"That was so, so, so beautiful," gushed Ron.
"That was so sad," Hermione said, wiping a tear from her eye.
"It was alright," Harry said stiffly.
"That was so touching," said Bryan as he walked back onto the stage. "Judges? What did you think?"
"Cho you were WONDERFUL!" yelled Paula, sobbing.
"Seriously, don't ANY of you have some nachos?" asked Mandy to the audience.
"I thought it was awful. Terrible. Cho, you stink. You should really just go home now," said Simmon. After this the crowd started booing.
"Well I thought you were terrific, Cho," said Bryan to the girl.
"Thanks," said Cho before running off.
"Well our next performance is, well, a little bit different. Please welcome, Draco Malfoy singing "With You" by Jessica Simpson!" After this was said Draco Malfoy came out from behind backstage wearing a tight, tight white T-shirt with equally tight white pants and his hair was pulled into a very short ponytail high on his head. Harry, Ron, and Hermione started cracking up when they saw him.
"Hey everyone! This song goes out to my two best friends in the whole wide world," Malfoy said cheesily, sounding much like a participant in the Miss World competition (A/N: Didn't just want to pick one country, it wouldn't be fair). "Crabbe, Goyle, this is for you two."
The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl The real me is to laugh all night lying in the grass just talking about love But lately I've been jaded Life got so complicated
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were practically crying while Malfoy sang his song. He sounded so fruity and Hermione could have sworn that he was wearing make up.
With you I can let my hair down I can say anything crazy I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground With nothing but a T-shirt on I never felt so beautiful Baby is I do now Now that I'm with you With you Now that I'm with you
This was all too much for the three. They were sitting on the floor cracking up for the rest of the song. When it was over they all wiped away the tears that had been streaming freely down their faces. Just watching Malfoy sing and dance to that song-it was all to much.
"Thank you Draco! Judges, what did you think?" asked Bryan Mecrest, coming up to stand next to Malfoy.
"Oh Draco you're just so talented. I absolutely loved your performance," said Paula, who was actually telling the truth.
"COME ON! SOME ONE HAS GOT TO HAVE NACHOS DOG!" yelled Mandy.
"What are you? Some kind of weird kid on drugs?" asked Simmon.
"N-no, I just really like the s-song and I thought that my outfit was really c-cute," Malfoy explained on the verge of tears.
"You're wrong. It's hideous." Malfoy started crying.
"Don't listen to him Draco, Simmon doesn't recognize true talent. I thought you were wonderful," Paula said.
"T-thank you," said Malfoy before leaving.
"Alright, our next performer is Hermione Granger singing "Desperately" by Michelle Branch! Woo!" said Bryan as he walked off and Hermione walked on.
"HERMIONE?!" yelled Harry and Ron, both equally surprised.
"Um, hello," said Hermione shyly. "Here goes."
Something 'bout the way you looked at me Made me think for a moment That maybe we were meant to be Livin' our lives seperately And it's strange that things change But not me wanting you so desperately
Oh why can't I ignore it? I keep giving in but I should know better 'Cause there was something 'bout the way you looked at me And it's strange that things change But not me wanting you so desperately
You looked my way and said 'You frustrate me' Like you're thinking of lines and times When you and I were you and me We took our chance out on the street Then I missed my chance And chances are it won't be coming back to me
Why can't I ignore it? I keep giving in but I should know better 'Cause there was something 'bout the way you looked at me And it's strange that things change But not me wanting you-
So desperately So desperately
Why can't I ignore it? I keep giving in but I should know better 'Cause there was something 'bout the way you looked at me And it's strange that things change But not me wanting you so desperately
Everyone in the audience knew that she was singing about Ron except for Ron himself.
"That was a nice song. Good beat. Don't you think Harry?" Ron asked his friend.
"Er, yes. Good beat," said Harry nodding.
"Whoa, now that was good!" said Bryan coming back up to Hermione. "Judges? What did you think?"
"Oh Hermione, you were WONDERFUL!" said Paula enthusiastically.
"NO ONE IN THIS ENTIRE ROOM HAS ANY NACHOS?" asked Mandy. Mandy sighed, admitting defeat. "Oh, that was good Hermione dog."
"I thought it was alright," said Simmon.
"Simmon likes Hermione, Simmon likes Hermione, Simmon likes-"
"Sod off," Simmon said to the chanting Paula. Paula stopped singing and started humming the tune.
"Anyway. Our last performer of the night will be singing "Crazy For This Girl" by Evan and Jaron! Please welcome, RON WEASLEY!"
Ron stepped onto the stage, his ears, face, and neck all completely red.
"Ron's singing a song?" Hermione asked Harry. Harry just shrugged.
"Uh, hi. This is a song that I'm going to sing. Uh, here goes."
She rolls the window down And she talks over the sound Of the cars that pass us by I don't know why But she's changed my mind
Everyone was now clapping along to the beat of the song.
Would you look at her as she looks at me She's got me thinking about her constantly But she doesn't know how I feel And she carries on without a doubt I wonder if she's figured out I'm crazy for this girl Yeah, I'm crazy for this girl
"WOOHOO!" yelled Harry to his friend. He knew how hard it must be for Ron to express himself like this in public and all.
She was the one to hold me The night the sky fell down And what was I thinking when The world didn't end Why didn't I know what I know now
As Ron repeated the chorus, Hermione was blushing like mad as he sang. Everyone knew who he was singing about and they giggled as they watched Hermione blush and Ron sing.
And right now Face to face All my fears Pushed aside And right now I'm ready to spend The rest of my life with you
Would you look at her as she looks at me She's got me thinking about her constantly But she doesn't know how I feel She carries on without a doubt I wonder if she's figured out I'm crazy for this girl Yeah I'm crazy for this girl
The audience was cheering and clapping like MAD when Ron was finished.
"Thanks," said Ron hurriedly and then ran off.
"Wow Ron, that was excellent!" said Bryan. "Judges, how did you feel about that performance?"
"Ron, that was wonderful!" said Paula.
"Dog, that was really good, dog," said Mandy.
"One word: Whipped," said Simmon.
"Well Hogwarts, now it's time for you to vote on who you think should go to the next round of Hogwarts Idol! You have the next 10 minutes. Please vote on your keypads. Here are your instructions: If you want Ginny to advance press 1. If you want Neville to advance press 2. If you want Cho to advance press 3. If you want Draco to advance press 4. If you want Hermione to advance press 5. If you want Ron to advance press 6. And-GO!"
And now reader, it's time for you to choose who YOU think should advance to the next round. Of course your vote will have no affect (or is it effect?) on who advances. So, think about it carefully and pick someone! And for the next 10 minutes, here are some lovely dots to amuse you!
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***10 minutes later***
"And we're back! Now, the votes have been carefully counted. Would all six performers please come up on the stage?" said Bryan. "Now, unfortunately one of you has to go. But on the bright side, the other five of you will get to stay and compete for the next five rounds! That is unless something happens to the author and she isn't able to finish it or if no one reviews it in which case she really can't be held responsible. But anyway. Let's start with you Ron. You sang "Crazy For This Girl." Paula said, 'That was wonderful!' Mandy said 'Dog, that was really good, dog.' And Simmon said 'One word: Whipped.'" The crowd started booing. "Hogwarts voted. You're safe." The crowd started cheering. "On to Hermione. Hermione, you sang "Desperately." Paula said, 'You were WONDERFUL.' Mandy said 'NO ONE IN THIS ROOM HAS ANY NACHOS?' And Simmon said, 'It was alright.' Hogwarts voted, you're safe." The crowd cheered again. "Ginny. You sang "Boys." Paula said, 'Fabulous, absolutely fabulous.' Mandy said, 'It was good dog, but it might have been better dog, if she had some nachos dog.' Simmon said 'It was awful. Pure AWFUL.' Hogwarts voted, you're safe." All the boys in the crowd started cheering for Ginny who was now wearing something not quite so revealing, much to their dismay. "Draco and Neville would you please step forward." The two boys did so.
"Boys, it all comes down to you two. Hogwarts voted and, Neville-"
***COMMERCIAL***
*scene opens to Hermione drinking COKE and sitting with the rest of the contestants*
Hermione: Yummy! Coke is so delicious! Neville: Coke? What's Coke? Hermione: It's this drink that gets promoted during the middle of these IDOL shows. Ginny: Really? Does it get promoted a lot? Hermione: *with cheesy grin* All the time! It's really annoying! Ron: Mmmm! I want some! All: *takes a big drink of coke* COKE IS SOOOOO GOOD! Cho: It's my new favorite drink! Draco: Even fruity idiot boys like me like it! All: WE LOVE COKE! Announcer: Coke! The drink that gets promoted way too much!
***SHOW***
"Neville.......Hogwarts voted-"
"You said that already," said Neville.
"Whoops, sorry! Anyway. Hogwarts voted and Neville, sorry but you had the least votes."
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!" yelled Draco, who was no wearing fluffy pink pants with a matching shirt.
"See ya next time on, HOGWARTS IDOL!" yelled Bryan.
Wooo.That was a lot. And even if it really wasn't it feels like it was. Anyway. A few things you should know:
1. I do not own any of the characters except Bryan, Simmon, Mandy, and Paula. They're mine but they were based off the real people. 2. I'm not trying to offend anyone. Not Randy Jackson, or Paula Abdul, maybe a little bit of Simon but that's all. 3. I don't know what "bugger off" or "sod off" means. I'm just an American who's heard these terms and thought they sounded offending. If I seriously did offend someone with them I'm very sorry. 4. I don't own any of the songs. They belong to the bands/singers and the people who wrote them. 5. Thanks to Lyrics.com for the lyrics to all those songs. 6. I don't own Coke and I don't have anything to do with the Coke company. I wasn't trying to offend anyone it's just that they get played all the time during American Idol and I was just playing with that. 7. I'm single and enjoy long walks on the beach. =)
That's all I think. Please don't sue! Please review though! In the next chapter.
You'll find out who Harry likes
Ron and Hermione confront each other about their feelings (I don't know much about it but I know it will be VERY funny and awkward)
There's a surprise guest
More singing fun!
REVIEW!!! Even if it's just to tell me how awful it is REVIEW!
***MooMoo