Running From a Big Fat Fuck

by SpaceCatSophie

Cartman has turned homicidal! Stan, Kenny and Kyle must get as far as possible from him while also dealing with their own problems. Light Kydi, possible Style, although I'll just take it as it goes. Rated T because, well, it's South Park.

1. Chapter 1

People always tell me that I'm lucky.

Not that I don't understand where they're coming from. I mean, I've met so many celebrities, and been so close to the center of so many important events.

But they never mention all the times I've nearly died, all the times people do die before my very eyes. They never mention the hatred I've seen or the awful things I've been pressured into doing.

I've seen too many battles. People at each other's throats for no reason. A million torches, a million black eyes over nothing.

I'm too young to have seen, done, fought, this much.

I've taken a lot of beatings. I've seen a lot of horrible things. I'm sick of it, but that's the way things are.

I am Kyle Broflovski.