Disclaimer- I don't own Yugioh or any of its characters (though I wish I owned Yami) (^__^)

Hey all, it's Ruri here…uh…to show you what happens when you mix me, the Yugioh cast and sugar all
together!

Yugi: What's this supposed to prove again?

Ryou: Oh…wait, I know this one!

Ruri: No you don't, this is insanity, it has no meaning!

Marik: *chucking jelly beans at the audience*

Ruri: *grabs Marik's arm and drags him off-stage* Ok, on with
the insanity!
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Kaiba: Nooooo! You little---

Ruri: Yo, Kaiba, don't be cussing around Mokuba, ok?

Kaiba" But Marik ripped one of my Blue Eyes Cards!

Ruri: *sigh* tape it up or something, you have such a temper! Fine, go hurt Marik, okay? Just keep
it down!

Kaiba: *sob* *Drags Marik off-stage*

Marik: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Ruri + Yugi: ^__^

Ruri: Wow, this whole ting went absolutely nowhere *sigh*

Yugi: I know, let's bring out the sugar!

Ruri: Uh..Let's not, remember what happened last time you gave Bakura sugar?

Yugi: Uuh..too late!

Ruri: Shimatta!

*You can hear Demonic singing in the background*

Bakura: *Runs in circles on the stage until he slips on a jelly bean and flies into the audience*

*All of a sudden Marik comes runnign on stage and Kaiba follows...er...chases after him with a club*

Ruri: *sweatdrop* Once again this went nowhere! *walks away*

Later...

Yami: All this confuses me very much, why are Bakura, Marik, and Kaiba chasing eachother?

Ruri: I think it's the sugar. Oh well, I don't care. *Gives Yami a quick kiss then runs off-stage*

*Later, Ryou is seen throwing jelly beans at his Dark*

Ruri: What is this obsession with jelly beans?

Joey: Oo; Jelly beans? *starts eating jelly beans*

Ruri: *sighs...then takes the remaining bag of jelly beans and dumps them on Joey's head* There
ya go!

Joey: ^__^

*Meanwhile...Kaiba finally catches Marik and chucks him into the audience*

Kaiba: Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!

Everyone else: *shudder*

Ruri: Yami! *sob*

Yami: Ya?

Ruri: Where have u been?

Yami: Hiding from Joey, he's gone mad!

Ruri: *Looks at Joey who is chucking jelly beans at the audience* Not you too! You're supposed to eat
them! *Takes bag of jelly beans away and locks them up in her super-secret safe of jelly beans* There,
no more jelly beans!

Everyone else: *sob*

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Ruri: Okay, this whole thing went nowhere! So I'm stopping it here! *dodges jelly beans thrown at her
by the audience* Don't worry, there are more chapters!

Marik: *Throws jelly bean at Preist's head* hehehehe....

Ruri: *Chases Marik off-stage* Why you little...
Please R + R !!!!! How else will I get the plot moving?