I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!
Actually, it's barely been a day, but whatever.
So, this is the first of my assorted one shots related to He's Rescued, Now What? If you guys have any ideas for other ones, I'd love to hear them.
The lengths of these will vary. Some can be two sentences, some can be 2000 words. I don't know. Depends on how much I feel like typing and what I'm writing about.
Hope you like it!
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Telling the team about Roy's baby
Nightwing was dressed in civvies, getting ready to leave. As he was walking past the living room, however, he was mobbed by the team, wanting to know if they had a mission. He rolled his eyes.
"You guys do not have a mission. I do though, so please let me leave."
Jaime's eyes widened. "You're going on a solo mission? Without us?"
NIghtwing opened his mouth to repsond but was cut off by angry questions and exclamations from the team.
Na na na na na na Batman!
Everyone stopped talking and looked at Nightwing who pulled out his phone.
"Hey Roy." He greeted the person on the other end. He listened for a moment and rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, I'll be there in a few minutes, don't get your panties in a twist. The team is just bugging me. Don't worry. Yes, I know how important this is. No, I did not tell Wally about this. I don't want him corrupting her, that's why. Mmhhm. Ok. See you in a few."
Robin looked at Nightwing incredulously. "That's your ringtone?"
Nightwing shrugged. "At least until someone comes up with a Nightwing theme song, yes."
Lagaan (no clue how to spell that) interrupted. "You're going on a mission with Harper?"
"No. I'm doing him a favor."
Cassie put her hands on her hips. "Oh? What exactly is this favor?"
Nightwing smirked.
"Babysitting."
Absolute silence.
"Why…why does Roy need a babysitter?"
Nightwing started walking out of the room. "For his daughter, duh."
Everyone started shouting.
"Roy had a daughter?"
"Is he even married?"
"Who's the mom?"
Nightwing held up his hand for silence. "Yes, he has a daughter. Lian Nguyen Harper. He has been married for about two year. To Cheshire."
With that, he walked out of the room, leaving behind a completely flabbergasted team.
"Huh." Karen (That's Bee's name right?) muttered. "Who would have thought?
Yeah, but I got a request asking for the team's reactions to Roy baby. Sorry if it disappoints. I just thought it would be hilarious is Nighwing acted all nonchalant and the rest of the team is spazzing out.
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