Here's a quick semi-funny drabble for you.
Disclaimer: I don't own bleach or any of it's characters. If I did, it's all be pointless yaoi and GrimmUlqui and NnoiSzay would both be cannon.
Virgin Mantis
"Hey, Nnoi-chan! How's it goin'?" The silver-haired shinigami said to the giant walking spoon.
"Whadda ya want wiener?"
"Did you know that when praying mantises mate, the female eats the head of the male, killing him?"
Nnoitra glared daggers at the fox faced man, holding Santa Teresa up against his throat.
Gin laughed.
"Don't worry though. You'll be fine as long as ya stay a virgin for the rest of yer life!" Gin chuckled again and walked away, leaving a fuming praying mantis behind. One that really wanted to kill him now.
I apologize for this shitty drabble that I wrote in three minutes.
~Comatose Overdose