The X-Men present: The Clumsy prince

a/n this is a parody of the clumsy prince. I got Daria and shipwreck from red witch's misfits.

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Jamie was the clumsiest boy in the whole of Bayville. Others boy fought other boys. Jamie got beat up by them. Other boys battered mutants. Jamie bumped into them.

"Awwwwwww." Cooed Jubilee. "Jamie being clumsy is so cute."

"No it's not" Moaned Jamie.

[ stop talking and let me carry on.]

One day, Jamie tripped in front of a sad girl. She thought he was so funny; she wanted to marry him on the spot.

"Who's the sad girl?" asked Jamie.

[um Daria]

"cool." Nodded Jamie.

Her father* had other ideas. He gave Jamie three tests, tests he knew Jamie could not pass. First, Jamie had to show how polite he could be. But he was so busy talking politely to Storm, that he didn't see Sam carrying a bowl of cereal.

[PS the bad part is that the cereal landed on wolverine. GULP!]

Next, Jamie had to take Daria for a ride. But somehow Jamie managed to crash the x jet. Then he had to ride wolfsbane like a pro. Jamie rode backwards. "He rides like an amateur!" cried Shipwreck. "He must leave tomorrow.

[Yeah never let Jamie fly a plane. It can only end badly. Also Jamie, if he leaves, will live in my attic. Not on the streets. :-} ]

That night Jamie couldn't sleep. Suddenly he heard a scream. It was Daria. Jamie jumped. What was going on? Was someone 'stealing' Daria? He leaned out the window and sent a Gameboy flying!...

….Straight onto the head of the man 'stealing' Daria. 'The Daria thief' fell to the ground with a thud. Jamie raced from his bedroom and swept up Daria.

Everyone either giggled or cooed.

Storm and Shipwreck raced out too. "what's going on here? What did clumsy Jamie do now?" cried Shipwreck.

"He rescued me." Said Daria.

"Really?" Questioned Storm.

"Really." Replied Daria.

So Jamie lived clumsily, but happily ever after.

FIN

I also got the Storm/Shipwreck love from Red Witch. ;-]

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